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No reviewer liked this.
12 minutes, 37.6 seconds. What do you think that is?
A) Olympic 1500 Meter record?
B) The time left in the 1Q when St. Louis scores their 3rd TD?
C) How long an average reviewer took to smoke this cigar to the band?
All right, you know the answer is C. (and yes, we did time it.) So bear with us a minute while we do the math. First, let's round up to 13 minutes for this Romanian Gymnast sized cigar.
In a 1 hour period you could smoke 4 of these, at an approximate price of $2, that's $8 an hour for smoking this crap! And do we mean crap. Think of all the $8 cigars you could buy that would last an hour, and be better. We thought about it...a lot.
No reviewer liked this. It was universally detested.. "This ain't a cigar", "This is one of them dark cigarettes without a filter.", "Why would Fuente do this?", were just some of the comments.
Now we realize this may not be hand rolled, fact is we don't know. Couldn't find the info in any books, cigar guides, or the Fuente website. What we do know is that the cigar smokers we handed this out to do not think this should be called a cigar.
Poor flavor, bad roll, and a look described by a very blunt reviewer as "damn ugly", puts this to the bottom of the stack.
We thought it would be fun to review a cigarillo, but worry not, we won't be doing it again soon. In fact we'll leave you with a quote from a guest staff reviewer from the great state of Texas.
"It's a damn shame somebody somewhere calls this a cigar. This dog is all hat and no cattle wearing the Fuente band like it is."
Who are we to disagree with a Texan?
Vital Statistics:
Shape = Cigarillo
Length= RG =
Wrapper =
Filler =
Binder =
Estimated Cost = $2.00
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