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Re: Higher Cigar Tax Passes in House
Wait a min.
If I go on welfare I can get everything I need to be comfortable and
happy.
Wait, wait,
We need to start a CS cigar welfare administration.
Since I will now be on relief and can no longer buy my own
( and I am surely entitled to) ( I'm partial to Padrons) ( no more Cremosas
for me)
If we get no volunteers we will have to draft one of you rich cigar smoking
jerks.
I think a one stick per post tax is a good place to start.
I will be expecting my first shipment by the end of the month. That's about the same time I'll be getting my welfare check and food stamps.
Is this a great country or what?
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