[Slow Triathlete]

I know that this isn't a pipe story but I just had to share this with you guys. Was going to post it in the cigar forum but didn't know if everyone here checked that or not.

So I'm sitting out on my back porch with my laptop working on some stuff that's due tomorrow. I'm also happen to be smoking my first cigar since my pipe obsession took over. It was a Torano Noventa Santiago that was a gift from a buddy of mine (thanks again).

I was working furiously away when I noticed some heat in my crotchal, near "the boys" area. Well I look down and notice that my jeans are on fire!! Apparently a hot ash fell down in my lap and smoldered until it caught fire. I didn't notice it smoking because I was smoking!! I now have a hole in my jeans with a great story and "the boys" were undamaged.

I wish you guys could have seen me jumping around trying to put it out without slapping myself too hard down there.

Has this happened to anyone else?

I'm eagerly awaiting a witty comeback from EvanS.