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Originally Posted by frenchy
So I babysat my grandson (somethin' I do as often as humanly possible 'cause the little shit owns my heart) and caught a hellacious baby bug. The worst freakin' cold I can remember havin'. It's settled in my chest and larynx and I feel it in every freakin' bone in my body. Anyhow, I can barely talk and I'm coughin' up my lungs and if possible my liver. But not to worry, my noble wife, Rocky, is takin' care a' the orders, and my intrepid web guy, Bobby Da' Web, is keepin' the site runnin' and all is goin' on as always but I just wanted yiz to know the orders may be goin' out maybe 24 to 48 hours late so be patient you'll get yer puffers albeit a little late. Just wanted to aplogize for any delays and if I survive this vicious baby cold I'll see yiz later this month. Thanks gang!
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The best way to beat cold germs is to asphyxiate 'em - line up a row of pipes, load em up, and smoke them back to back. Repeat until either of:
a) You run out of pipes (Frenchy run out of pipes?)
b) You run out of tobacco (see above!)
c) The lil germ critters are so hopped up on nicotine they drop
d) You are too hopped up on nic and fall over, in which case repeat upon regaining conciousness.
Get well soon!
