Thats hilarious!!! I've heard quite a few stories of people getting DUI/DWI's on stupid things. Like the one guy who got a DUI for riding his driveable lawnmower down to the store to buy more beer, then passed out behind the wheel and crashed through his neighbor's fence. Or the guy riding horseback, absolutely hammered. Evidently, he got off the charges because the prosecutor couldn't prove who was in control- the horse or the drunk guy.
