[Mindflux]

So..

I'll admit.. I don't have the required pallete for cigars yet. In fact, this was my 4th cigar in the past two weeks.. grand total of under 10 cigars for my entire lifetime.. if I'm remembering right.

I won't go into how the wrapper looked and all that, because frankly it looked like a nicely made cigar, but I couldn't comment beyond that.

I clip the cigar with my Xikar XI. I notice there's a hole almost dead center.. uh what? *boggle* I shake it off and go for my first pre-light draw.

The pre-light draw was not bad, again.. I can't taste a lot of things you other folks swear you do.

I light up the smoke.. and immediately I can tell it's not going to burn evenly. Maybe it's my lighting procedures with my 'mad tight bic'(tm).

So, yeah I was right, it's burning faster on one side than the other.. and a lot. I try to even it out with a little saliva on the fast side (yeah maybe that's not a good way to do it.. but it sorta worked).

So I'm smoking and smoking.. and it's peppery.. and that's all I taste other than what seems like 'smoke' ...

Then .. sniff..

sniff..

WTF is that smell?

Where's my dog? Did she just fart?

OMFG.. my ****ing hand smells like I just gave someone the shocker (atleast the AWE part).. or not unlike a proctologists hands after a LONG day of work....

WTF?

My hand smells like ass.. quantities of ass that nobody should have to cope with at all.


Uh.. yeah so there's my review.

In conclusion:
Ass smell on hands
Uneven burn
Not one I'd get again

-Ryan