You're review is very entertaining. Maybe you should stick to something a little milder, like a Connecticut Shade wrapper for a while. It'll likely elevate your smoking experience a great deal. Then gradually work your way up to the more complex smokes.
Personally I love the Mx2. I've never noticed any butt smell from my hands after smoking one. You didn't have any "finger slippage" today did ya'?
Cheers!!
Steve