[Secret Pipe Santa]

HO HO HO!

I AM YOUR SECRET PIPE SANTA. I HOPE YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY GOOD LITTLE PIPE PUFFER, OR YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE DIDDLY-SQUAT!

I SHALL POST A TRACKING NUMBER IN THE UPCOMING DAY(S), SO YE CAN TRACK MY SLEIGH ALL THE WAY TO YOUR CHIMNEY.

UNTIL YOUR PEA-SIZED BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHO I AM, I SHALL LEAVE YOU A CLUE EACH DAY.

CLUE #1. I HAVE MET CHUCK BERRY ON NUMEROUS OCCASSIONS.