[Secret Pipe Santa]

HO HO HO,

Hello little Klugs. Santa knows you've been a very good boy this year, but how will Santa know what to bring you if you don't post a wishlist?

If Santa doesn't know what to bring you, he might just have to send Mrs. Claus to interrogate you - her methods can't be resisted - HO HO HO.

There might be magic up here at the North Pole, but usually the Briar and Mixing elves have all year to make your presents. The only thing they know how to make in a jiffy is overpowering bargain Vanilla Cavendish, HO HO HO.

Remember, no red ryder high powered BB guns - you'll put your eye out!


HO HO HO and a MERRRRRRRY CHRISTMAS


P.S. If you don't leave a couple of those '98 Party 898V you got for yourself out along with the milk and cookies for Santa, you might be getting Coal! HO HO HO!