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Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa
It's your Secret Santa. Have you been a good kid, or bad kid this year. If you havent then I'll have to take back what I got you, or maybe next year you could redeem yourself. You won't know who I am because this will be coming from a company, and not me personally. I found that you are a hard person to buy for, and for that I feel sorry for your wife. I will end my first message with a clue.
Clue #1.....I was born with just one ear. Yep, Santa had to have 3 reconstructive surgeries over the course of three years while growing up to construct him a ear. Thats why I don't hear very well. I almost didn't hear what you wanted. lol
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Wife? I have a wife?...crap, man is she gunna be pissed when she finds outs. I didn't think I was so hard to buy for hmmm...one ear...hmmm. Time to send out the data collecting spiders.
I haven't really been very good. You should probably send me some ground up rocks blended with poison ivy to smoke.