Take the George Takai route and name it Lord Montahue. Other fun names could include but are not limited to, Mookie, Milton, Moneypit, Vagina, Herman, NugNug, Junebug, Cletus, Chester, Frank, Lloyd, Napolean, Johnny Swingdick, Rygar, Cliffard. These are just a few I could think of. Hope it helps!
