[Secret Pipe Santa]

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!

A late Merry Christmas to croatan!

I apologize for getting your gift out late.

But, my silly elves had you confused with the notorious Parisian pimp known as Crouton. By the way, he has been bad and didn't get any presents this year.

Since I'm back at the North Pole now, I'm having your gift sent from a retailer in the U.S. You should have it in a few days.

Merry Christmas!