http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2544230
Did anyone else hear about this?
Maurice Clarrett was maced and arrested for about the 39th time since leaving OSU. He was found wearing a bullet-proof vest with a half bottle of grey goose, four loaded guns, and (here's the topper) listening to a CD of children's songs as recorded by inmates of Ohio correctional facilities.
Let's recap here:
- bullet proof vest
- half bottle of grey goose vodka
- four guns
- CD of children's songs recorded by felons
I really wish I were creative enough to make something like that up.