OMG Group buy anyone!!!

[tmanqz]

I'd like to see the Shamwow guy sell this thing, when he gets out of prison.

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by Juicestain

Wow. The things people with too much money buy. If I see anyone using one of these I will be forced to punch them in the balls

LOL,,,seriously, anyone who buys this should be required to turn in their balls or raisins,,,whichever.

[Rookee]

Im putting that on my wish list, right next to getting poked in the eye and a swift kick to da nuts.

[madurolover]

I love mine! The other day I put it on Consuegra and it turned out to be one of the best smokes I have ever had.

I love it so much I think I may order 6 more, one for each day of the week.

[JuJuMan16]

I would buy one. Wrap it on a Cremosa Cubana and give to a friend to try. Laugh, Repeat.

[Nurse_Maduro]

The thing I can't get over is that they actually thought someone needed a 4 minute instructional video on this stupid thing!

Of course, anyone dumb enough to spend 1300 clams on it is probably dumb enough to need to be told how to use it.

...truly...boggles the mind...

[okstcowboy]

lol wow the salesman is what make this thing so funny. He tries to make it sound like you aren't smoking a cigar right unless you have one. Also I need to become friends with that guy he name drops like a sailor cusses.

[mrsmitty]

lol I think about anything accessory wise by Davidoff is a gimmick but this tops it. Just another high end douche bag item.

[madurolover]

I don't know guys. I put mine on a Taboo value Blend the other night and as soon as I did everyone started buying me drinks and I had all the beautiful women all over me.

[eyesack]

Originally Posted by Cigary

LOL,,,seriously, anyone who buys this should be required to turn in their balls or raisins,,,whichever.

Ummm... Wait I'm confused guys.
Zino Davidoff made some roolz for smoking those big cigarette-things that smell bad and make everyone hate you, and this is what he said:

Things highlighted in Red are things that are more important than things I think are personal like things in Orange.
Do:

• Warm the foot of the cigar slightly before starting to puff on it.
• Remove the band carefully after lighting the cigar. HOW CAN YOU TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON AT THE SAME TIME?! I DON'T HAVE ENUFF HANDS!
• Take your time in smoking it; a puff a minute is about right.
• Hold the cigar between your index finger and thumb.
• Let the cigar die a dignified death. After it's smoked half way, it will go out on its own.
• Dispose of the dead cigar discreetly and quickly.
• Wait at least fifteen minutes between cigars; anything less indicates obsessive behavior.

Don't:

• Use a penknife to cut or a lance to pierce the end of the cigar.
• Touch the flame directly to the foot of the cigar: Instead, simply rotate it around the edge till it starts to burn, then puff lightly.
• Ask someone else for a light (the lighting of a cigar should be a personal affair).
• Light your cigar too quickly or too slowly.
• Indulge in exhibitionism in lighting or any other aspect of smoking.
• Relight your cigar if less than one quarter of it is leaf.
• Put the cigar in your mouth to relight it. Just scrape off the ash and turn it in the flame for several seconds till it relights.
• Clench it between your teeth. Likewise do not get the end of the cigar wet, chew it, or slobber on it.
• Smoke too quickly.
• Use a cigar holder, or worse, stick a toothpick or matchstick in the end of the cigar to help hold it in your mouth.
• Dunk your cigar in port or brandy, a habit attributed to Winston Churchill.
• Smoke while working.
• Hold a cigar between your index and middle finger.
• Smoke when you're walking.
• Smoke more than half the cigar.
• Put the cigar out by crushing it in an ashtray.
• Chain-smoke cigars.

This guy obviously didn't read the Silver-Guilded "Davidoff Handbook of Winning At Smoking Cigars by Zino Davidoff (yes, Zino Davidoff is also Silver Guilded). He loses at smoking cigar according to the Silver-Guilded "Davidoff Handbook of Winning At Smoking Cigars by the Silver Guilded Zino Davidoff" and also he loses at guilding things in silver and also he loses at looking like Tony Soprano.

Hey, anyone wanna do groop-buy on this too???


I hear they give you better gas mileage. Like over NINE-THOUSAND mpg. But there's absolutely no risk of a fan blade breaking off and getting sucked into your engine and killing stuff, because it's obviously the best invenshun EVAR!!!!!


And also, I've got a nice piece of real-estate on the Brooklyn Bridge, if anyone is interested. PM me if you are, I accept P4yP41!

[Herf N Turf]

Donnie,

You're almost as fullashit as the guy in that video.

Is the Sham-Wow guy really in prison?

eyesack...

WTF with that novel-length post?

Yer killin' me, bro.

[mrsmitty]

Originally Posted by eyesack

Ummm... Wait I'm confused guys.
Zino Davidoff made some roolz for smoking those big cigarette-things that smell bad and make everyone hate you, and this is what he said:

Things highlighted in Red are things that are more important than things I think are personal like things in Orange.
Do:

• Warm the foot of the cigar slightly before starting to puff on it.
• Remove the band carefully after lighting the cigar. HOW CAN YOU TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON AT THE SAME TIME?! I DON'T HAVE ENUFF HANDS!
• Take your time in smoking it; a puff a minute is about right.
• Hold the cigar between your index finger and thumb.
• Let the cigar die a dignified death. After it's smoked half way, it will go out on its own.
• Dispose of the dead cigar discreetly and quickly.
• Wait at least fifteen minutes between cigars; anything less indicates obsessive behavior.

Don't:

• Use a penknife to cut or a lance to pierce the end of the cigar.
• Touch the flame directly to the foot of the cigar: Instead, simply rotate it around the edge till it starts to burn, then puff lightly.
• Ask someone else for a light (the lighting of a cigar should be a personal affair).
• Light your cigar too quickly or too slowly.
• Indulge in exhibitionism in lighting or any other aspect of smoking.
• Relight your cigar if less than one quarter of it is leaf.
• Put the cigar in your mouth to relight it. Just scrape off the ash and turn it in the flame for several seconds till it relights.
• Clench it between your teeth. Likewise do not get the end of the cigar wet, chew it, or slobber on it.
• Smoke too quickly.
• Use a cigar holder, or worse, stick a toothpick or matchstick in the end of the cigar to help hold it in your mouth.
• Dunk your cigar in port or brandy, a habit attributed to Winston Churchill.
• Smoke while working.
• Hold a cigar between your index and middle finger.
• Smoke when you're walking.
• Smoke more than half the cigar.
• Put the cigar out by crushing it in an ashtray.
• Chain-smoke cigars.

This guy obviously didn't read the Silver-Guilded "Davidoff Handbook of Winning At Smoking Cigars by Zino Davidoff (yes, Zino Davidoff is also Silver Guilded). He loses at smoking cigar according to the Silver-Guilded "Davidoff Handbook of Winning At Smoking Cigars by the Silver Guilded Zino Davidoff" and also he loses at guilding things in silver and also he loses at looking like Tony Soprano.

Hey, anyone wanna do groop-buy on this too???


I hear they give you better gas mileage. Like over NINE-THOUSAND mpg. But there's absolutely no risk of a fan blade breaking off and getting sucked into your engine and killing stuff, because it's obviously the best invenshun EVAR!!!!!


And also, I've got a nice piece of real-estate on the Brooklyn Bridge, if anyone is interested. PM me if you are, I accept P4yP41!

Creative juices flowing tonight? lol

[eyesack]

Originally Posted by Herf N Turf

Donnie,

You're almost as fullashit as the guy in that video.

Is the Sham-Wow guy really in prison?

eyesack...

WTF with that novel-length post?

Yer killin' me, bro.

Hahaha sorry Herfy, too much kawfee tonight lol. But ya I think Sham-Pow is probably getting his Martini Linguini Bikini slap-chopped by some chick named Paul. And yessir Smitty! lol

[okstcowboy]

Originally Posted by eyesack

Ummm... Wait I'm confused guys.
Zino Davidoff made some roolz for smoking those big cigarette-things that smell bad and make everyone hate you, and this is what he said:

Things highlighted in Red are things that are more important than things I think are personal like things in Orange.
Do:

• Warm the foot of the cigar slightly before starting to puff on it.
• Remove the band carefully after lighting the cigar. HOW CAN YOU TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON AT THE SAME TIME?! I DON'T HAVE ENUFF HANDS!
• Take your time in smoking it; a puff a minute is about right.
• Hold the cigar between your index finger and thumb.
• Let the cigar die a dignified death. After it's smoked half way, it will go out on its own.
• Dispose of the dead cigar discreetly and quickly.
• Wait at least fifteen minutes between cigars; anything less indicates obsessive behavior.

Don't:

• Use a penknife to cut or a lance to pierce the end of the cigar.
• Touch the flame directly to the foot of the cigar: Instead, simply rotate it around the edge till it starts to burn, then puff lightly.
• Ask someone else for a light (the lighting of a cigar should be a personal affair).
• Light your cigar too quickly or too slowly.
• Indulge in exhibitionism in lighting or any other aspect of smoking.
• Relight your cigar if less than one quarter of it is leaf.
• Put the cigar in your mouth to relight it. Just scrape off the ash and turn it in the flame for several seconds till it relights.
• Clench it between your teeth. Likewise do not get the end of the cigar wet, chew it, or slobber on it.
• Smoke too quickly.
• Use a cigar holder, or worse, stick a toothpick or matchstick in the end of the cigar to help hold it in your mouth.
• Dunk your cigar in port or brandy, a habit attributed to Winston Churchill.
• Smoke while working.
• Hold a cigar between your index and middle finger.
• Smoke when you're walking.
• Smoke more than half the cigar.
• Put the cigar out by crushing it in an ashtray.
• Chain-smoke cigars.

This guy obviously didn't read the Silver-Guilded "Davidoff Handbook of Winning At Smoking Cigars by Zino Davidoff (yes, Zino Davidoff is also Silver Guilded). He loses at smoking cigar according to the Silver-Guilded "Davidoff Handbook of Winning At Smoking Cigars by the Silver Guilded Zino Davidoff" and also he loses at guilding things in silver and also he loses at looking like Tony Soprano.

Hey, anyone wanna do groop-buy on this too???


I hear they give you better gas mileage. Like over NINE-THOUSAND mpg. But there's absolutely no risk of a fan blade breaking off and getting sucked into your engine and killing stuff, because it's obviously the best invenshun EVAR!!!!!


And also, I've got a nice piece of real-estate on the Brooklyn Bridge, if anyone is interested. PM me if you are, I accept P4yP41!

Ive always wanted one of those tornado things I dont think a fan blade would break off because it doesnt spin it spins the air and crams it down the intake

[eyesack]

Originally Posted by okstcowboy

Ive always wanted one of those tornado things I dont think a fan blade would break off because it doesnt spin it spins the air and crams it down the intake

Mmmmmm... IDK I'd rather put a real intake in my car lol if they really worked, racecars would be using 'em; granted, the intake in my altima has a 'velocity generator' which also acts like rifling, but idk if it really does anything.