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Old 01-04-2006, 04:44 PM   #61
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It might have just been my naivety as a youth, but I was always under the impression Oompa Loompas had no genetailia. Then again, I've never seen one in the nude, nor have I studied Oompa anatomy.
Uhhh... wtf?

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Old 01-04-2006, 04:46 PM   #62
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NICK [SIZE="7"]get back to work[/SIZE]
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Old 01-04-2006, 04:47 PM   #63
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NICK [SIZE="7"]get back to work[/SIZE]
LMFAO.. now look.. you guys got me in trouble with the boss! Hey lumpy, didn't mean to sign off in your face, my computer went all stupid!
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Old 01-04-2006, 04:48 PM   #64
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Uhhh... wtf?
Do you recall any female Oompa Loompas? My girlfriend thinks they're androgynous, I think they are asexual (but not lacking in desire... betcha they're horny little buggers.... shagging your leg like some mutant yorkshire terrier).
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Do you recall any female Oompa Loompas? My girlfriend thinks they're androgynous, I think they are asexual (but not lacking in desire... betcha they're horny little buggers.... shagging your leg like some mutant yorkshire terrier).
MAO! This thread is great. I could see the whole asexual thing Jim.
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Old 01-04-2006, 04:58 PM   #66
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Lumpy.. you just made me LOL for real! For the record, I am NOT Androgynous, OR Asexual.
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Old 01-04-2006, 05:24 PM   #67
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Re: Help with some cigar dislikes, please
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Do you recall any female Oompa Loompas? My girlfriend thinks they're androgynous, I think they are asexual (but not lacking in desire... betcha they're horny little buggers.... shagging your leg like some mutant yorkshire terrier).
Ok, here's a picture for you....
Shawn kicking Nick off his leg, screaming "Get back to Work ya little chocolate making hump monster"!!!!!
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Old 01-04-2006, 05:28 PM   #68
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Ok, here's a picture for you....
Shawn kicking Nick off his leg, screaming "Get back to Work ya little chocolate making hump monster"!!!!!
Easy there PAULO!!!
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Re: Help with some cigar dislikes, please
I mean, ShawnP got it down... a self-replicating workforce.... every year or so, the oompas subdivide, doubling his work force. Bargain. And they are fugly*, so they think he is doing them a service by employing them. You shrewd, shrewd man, ShawnP.


*subjective terminology.
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I mean, ShawnP got it down... a self-replicating workforce.... every year or so, the oompas subdivide, doubling his work force. Bargain. And they are fugly*, so they think he is doing them a service by employing them. You shrewd, shrewd man, ShawnP.


*subjective terminology.
I have no problem with the above.. except being called fugly.. ESPECIALLY by LUMPY of all people! Ya limey c***!!!
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Old 01-04-2006, 05:45 PM   #71
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I mean c'mon, look at you... orange face, white eybrows and green hair. Where's Queer Eye for the Oompa Loompa when you need it?
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I mean c'mon, look at you... orange face, white eybrows and green hair. Where's Queer Eye for the Oompa Loompa when you need it?
There's a site...a Metrosexual Oompa....little product in the hair, new style cut, highlights....and that outfit, horrid!!!!
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If I didn't like you guys so much, I'd hate you!
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Nick didn't I tell you to [SIZE="7"]get back to work[/SIZE]
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Nick didn't I tell you to [SIZE="7"]get back to work[/SIZE]

but. but.. but.. they made me do it!
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