I am leaving the SCCO roasting community.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by fizguy

Pardon my ignorance. And I did search.

What is scco?

Stir Crazy popcorn popper capped with a (Galloping Gourmet, for example) convection oven sitting atop (the cake springform spacer between them is a good option). Add a thermometer and regroove the driveshaft from plastic to steel and you have a very whippy 1-lb coffee roaster. Anywhere except CS, this would probably be called a Convecto-Stir (CS).

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by raisin

I mocked not, it would have been nice to have had another behmor buddy!

Mocked so! You are a mocking feelings hurter. Now I am staying to mock the factory-made any-weenine-can-buy-one Behmor.

Behmor? More like Bore-Me.
Heh heh. Bore Me. Heh heh heh.

[EvanS]

sigh, I wish I didn't believe this reaction. I throw a little enthusiasm and encouragement your way by stating that I was interested in the BBQ approach and I end up painted with the same brush as.....as....as.....THEM??

Wow Dan, when your hormones are out of whack you really get indiscriminate

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by smokehouse

O quit whining moo. want some cheese.

WTH?

[replicant_argent]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

This is just great.

I decide to improve my roasting technique; and folks decide
I am bailing out;
Frank is in;
Skip is calling me Swedish names (Ole);
Vic is suing me;
Zack is defending me;
raisin is mocking me;
Syekick hopes I'm trying to blow myself up;
EvanS claims he was already set to BBQ coffee anyhow (poser);
Leafhog throws me a feelings-hurting jab; and
his pawn SilvrBck flips me off on my way out the door.

The heck with it. This whole forum is slap out of control and cannot operate without some sort of lynchpin, a solid anchor to hold it in place. Since there is no mod here I will put my plans on hold and continue to be the anchor (around your necks) that keeps this forum from spinning off wildly into the cosmos.

You have all brought this on yourselves. I am pissed.

You may all be sorry that you've begged me to stay.

So, who's in for a cup of moka cafe-au-lait and a Hemingway for breakfast?

Your Panties may be in a Moo'bunch, and your flammable Explodo-roaster may very well perform its task admirably, but I will NOT bring the whine to your cheese party.



Now... on to that morning au lait and Hemingway, let's do it at your place, mine is too cold.



<packs Bomb Squad suit.>

[opus]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

This is just great.

The heck with it. This whole forum is slap out of control and cannot operate without some sort of lynchpin, a solid anchor to hold it in place. Since there is no mod here I will put my plans on hold and continue to be the anchor (around your necks) that keeps this forum from spinning off wildly into the cosmos.

You have all brought this on yourselves.

Good to have you back in the fold Moo, place wasn't the same without ya.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by opusxox

Good to have you back in the fold Moo, place wasn't the same without ya.

Thanks for saying so, op'ex. I missed you guys.

My job here is not yet done. There are still horses in this corral that need breaking. I will need fresh batteries for the prod, that's for sure.

[smokehouse]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

WTH?

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by smokehouse

Et tu, Brute? (snif.)

[germantown rob]

Wow, what a bunch of whiners, the fact that anybody roasts coffee in a Barbie oven and some e-bay popper is just a wonder to me that you all don't get an electrical shock and go running for you mothers. I would think the only manly thing to do is to roast in a gas grill or go buy a Behmor so that you could at least be civilized and roast in the kitchen.

Good for you Moo, you are growing up before our eyes, time to let you spread your wings and fly...go on now, fly. I am sure these guys will be fine, they can look up anything they need to know instead of just asking you.

[smokehouse]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Et tu, Brute? (snif.)

Ok I won't make fun no more

[EvanS]

Originally Posted by germantown rob

they can look up anything they need to know instead of just asking you.

well now you're just being silly

[replicant_argent]

It's like having a beloved mascot change uniforms. Or having a platypus bill instead of a chicken beak...


I dunno... I'm still wierded out and need to reflect on the impacts to the Coffee forum.



this shouldn't take long.


Several years at the most.

[SilvrBck]

Cripe's sake! I think Moo's spandex are a little tight today. You should paint some flames on those spandex while you roast on your so-called BBQ. Flaming spandex roasters unite! Group buy?

SB

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by smokehouse

Ok I won't make fun no more

"O quit whining .... want some cheese. " Heh heh heh.

So, my old Lodge brother Smokehouse turned on me and then tries to make nice; Germ'rob thinks (hopes) I'm still leaving after I announce things here still need my firm hand on the portafilter handle; and Rep'gent has phoned in some weird kind of 6om6 threat.

My decision is final. I'm sticking with the SCCO and staying right here until I come up with deactivation spray for Leafhof and his cadre of barn-burners - something like RoundUp, only different.