Identify yourself: "I roast, therefore, I am..."

[[OT] Loki]

Hi I'm kevin. I just got my first roaster and I haven't used it yet but I plan to soon. I have a small ziplock bag of beans I need to use up before I start roasting but I can't wait to roast my own beans. Thanks Cindy

[Bigwaved]

Updated because I have changed

Name: Dave a.k.a. Bigwaved
Rank: Smarter than the average bear
Roaster: iRoast-2
Grinder: Macap 4
Espresso Machine: Vetrano by Quickmill

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by [OT] Loki

Hi I'm kevin. I just got my first roaster and I haven't used it yet but I plan to soon. I have a small ziplock bag of beans I need to use up before I start roasting but I can't wait to roast my own beans. Thanks Cindy

Gun-jumper! Better not come back here til you roast something coffee, dag nab it.

[EvanS]

Originally Posted by [OT] Loki

Hi I'm kevin. I just got my first roaster and I haven't used it yet but I plan to soon. I have a small ziplock bag of beans I need to use up before I start roasting but I can't wait to roast my own beans. Thanks Cindy

oh mercy - the kids nowadays

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by EvanS

oh mercy - the kids nowadays

Whattaya gonna do with guys like that, creeping around in sacred threads? (shrugs shoulders). Jee-pers....

(And how are your roasting plans developing, Ev's? There's more to life than pipes, you know.)

[Kayak_Rat]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Whattaya gonna do with guys like that, creeping around in sacred threads? (shrugs shoulders). Jee-pers....

(And how are your roasting plans developing, Ev's? There's more to life than pipes, you know.)

You are treading a mighty thin line Moo....If Greg were to see you post that......WAAAMMMOOO.

We would be learning all or roasting tequiniques from Evan.......lord help us.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by Kayak_Rat

You are treading a mighty thin line Moo....If Greg were to see you post that......WAAAMMMOOO.

We would be learning all or roasting tequiniques from Evan.......lord help us.

What're the odds? Greg is shackled to the Pipe Forum tighter than a Tribeca to the Service Manager at the local Scoobeedoo dealer. We can kick him around over here all day long and he'll never know! Woo hoo!! OOO! OOO! OOO!! The "regular" mod never comes around the stickies and word on the street is Mr. Croatan J. NewMod doesn't even drink coffee. I'm telling you - we're living large over here - no weight restrictions ans screw the limit.

Ev's won't tell 'cause HE's not a roaster and isn't authorized to even be in this thread anymore.

I'm telling you, Zack, you can run wild and naked thru the stickies and the mods never have a clue. And either do the tattletale newguys - newguys NEVER read the stickies. Am I right am I right am I right?

woo hoo! Mr. Mod!!!!

woo hoo! Newguys!!!

See what I mean? Nothing. You just have to learn to work the system like me. I'm bulletproof.

[EvanS]

Originally Posted by Kayak_Rat

You are treading a mighty thin line Moo....If Greg were to see you post that......WAAAMMMOOO.

We would be learning all or roasting tequiniques from Evan.......lord help us.

Hey, as of last roast my pinto beans are simply to die for. Toasty outside, juicy and smooth inside.

Now, before I get accused of inordinate dabbling in the IRTIA thread (and far be it from ME to run roughshod thru a sub-forum sticky, even though I now know I can) I am going back to surf and see if the iRoast for $179 + $16 shipping is really a better deal than the iRoast for $196 with shipping and a sampler of beans. Maybe I can get the beans cheaper somewhere else.

Boy oh boy, when I get going....you'll see....you'll ALLLL see

[Mister Moo]

K'rat. Did you hear something? Like a little buzzing noise...

Ah! Here it is. Just a loose ground wire connection.

Never mind.

[Kayak_Rat]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

K'rat. Did you hear something? Like a little buzzing noise...

Ah! Here it is. Just a loose ground wire connection.

Never mind.

I was thinking maybe the dog was expelling and I had left the Mic on.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by Kayak_Rat

I was thinking maybe the dog was expelling and I had left the Mic on.

Precisely. No big deal. It was very, very faint. Like light from distant galaxy wannabees. Like the littlest spot in the left bottom corner, below.

[EvanS]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Precisely. No big deal. It was very, very faint. Like light from distant galaxy wannabees. Like the littlest spot in the left bottom corner, below.

you guys sure do get a lot of mileage out me.

Man oh man, if I could post in this forum...................POW, to the moon!!!

[Mister Moo]

Zack?

Something in the red shift.

Very faint.

Spiral galaxy M47-A?

[Kayak_Rat]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Zack?

Something in the red shift.

Very faint.

Spiral galaxy M47-A?

I think thats a moon, and a violent one at that.....how's the bike rack hunting coming along?

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by Kayak_Rat

I think thats a moon, and a violent one at that.....how's the bike rack hunting coming along?

Got the Thule rack to work by adding an adjustable accessory top bar on each of the bikes. Are we hijacking my thread? I don't want to set a bad example for the coffee-nebulae wannabees.

You reckon that EvanS fellow will ever escape the gravitational pull of the Pipe Wormhole and get back here to roast some coffee?