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The New Mister MaDuroo Thread

This is a discussion on The New Mister MaDuroo Thread within the Coffee Discussion forums, part of the Coffee Forums category; Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX So...... what exactly do you wear while Roasting coffee?????? all @the same time....

  
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    Re: The New Mister MaDuroo Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX View Post
    So...... what exactly do you wear while Roasting coffee??????
    all @the same time.
    God is good

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    Nice digs Dan. 'Bout time you got your own thread.


    scottie

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    Re: The New Mister MaDuroo Thread

    So Mr.Mad-U-R, what exactly did you do, or who's portafilter did yee shat in, to get your FIRST personally dedicated thread closed in such as rapid fashion?

    Do not answer that!

    As you have a right to remain caffeinated, you have a right to a barista, if you cannot afford a barista a Charbucks employee will be assigned to act as a barista. Anything you roast, grind or brew will be held against you - depending on your roasting attire.

    Was this the outfit that you wore to your inaugural roast thread?



    We, the beans and dregs of the forum are here for you, have a cup of my private St. Helena, calm down and relax. Around here, you, are still ...... DA MAN!!
    When I walk through the house, I always have someone proceed me with a boom-box playing Darth Vader theme music to lend a weighty and ominous air to my approach.

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    Dang, your are big time Dan!!! Just wanted to say hi.

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    WTF?

    Are you taking a shot at me Dan? At least have the beans to call me out directly, instead of this behind-the-back, wink-wink-nudge-nudge crap.

    I'm SO sorry I closed YOUR thread. I just get all a-twitter whenever I get to put on my hobnailed jackboots and stomp on someone that I guess I don't care who else's toes get squished.

    Well, you've got your wish now, 'cuz my eye is on you bud. That's right, now Mister Maduroo himself will be my new target, and no forum is safe to hide in. You probably think I was mean before, but I'm about to redefine heavy-handed.

    I can't believe you would come back after todays events and post this crap.













    oh - and if you believe any of the above, please report for a CAT scan immediately! (tic-toc Dan - you're gonna need Kevlar)


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    Had me fooled for a min
    God is good

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    Quote Originally Posted by DETROITPHA357 View Post
    Had me fooled for a min
    Are you gullible?
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    You’re a celebrity Dan. Will you autograph my beans?
    So will this evolve into an "Ask Mister MaDuroo" thread or is it destined to spiral out of control into Coffee p**n?
    "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans" - John Lennon

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeafHog View Post
    WTF?

    Are you taking a shot at me Dan? At least have the beans to call me out directly, instead of this behind-the-back, wink-wink-nudge-nudge crap.

    I'm SO sorry I closed YOUR thread. I just get all a-twitter whenever I get to put on my hobnailed jackboots and stomp on someone that I guess I don't care who else's toes get squished.

    Well, you've got your wish now, 'cuz my eye is on you bud. That's right, now Mister Maduroo himself will be my new target, and no forum is safe to hide in. You probably think I was mean before, but I'm about to redefine heavy-handed.

    I can't believe you would come back after todays events and post this crap.)
    Holy crap! Are you back? I thought Paul took care of you already.
    "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans" - John Lennon

    "The truly great are never deterred by the truth!" - Anon-y-mouse

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvm View Post
    You’re a celebrity Dan. Will you autograph my beans?
    That is so wrong...

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    Dear Mr. MaDuroo,

    I likes me some good coffee (I throw a handful of Foldgers in a pot of water thats what's been boiling fer a hour. Wait an hour, then I throws in a pinch a salt, serve). I likes to be a drinkin my coffee outa onea them thar styreefoam cups. The little missus won't touch a drop of the joe what unlessin I'm a servin it up in a paper cup.

    What should I do?

    Cuppa Joe
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    And yet I think I had more fun, When I was cabin boy. -Keith Preston

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    Quote Originally Posted by plexiprs View Post
    ... Was this the outfit that you wore to your inaugural roast thread?

    Similar, but shirt is more of a canary yellow. Would have posted pix but my ni**les showed thru the flimsy muslin... Thanks for reminding me of my finest day, Pl'iprs.

    Some people will buy coffee from you just because you're a guy in a swishy skirt. Who am I to judge?
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    My butt itches....



    oops wrong banter thread...

    Congrats Dan, looks like a fine thread you have here!!!!

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    Re: The New Mister MaDuroo Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by volfan View Post
    Nice digs Dan. 'Bout time you got your own thread.


    scottie
    Thanks for saying so Scotty. I think the situation in the original Mister MaDuroo thread was savagable, but a few hothead mod-types (not to mention thinly disguised girlie names like June, Paula and Dusiree) charged in and totally messed up what could have... SHOULD have, been a personal monument to me. I wouldn't have minded that much but most of them never came closer to a cup of coffee than they have a box of Cremosas. A real smack in the face, if you ask me.

    Thanks for dropping by - we're going to get this thing up to spin and we'll ALL be famous.

    I have an idea for some edgy photos that'll pass the morality standard so keep coming back and stay in touch.
    "But with a little bit of luck You'll run amok!"

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    Re: The New Mister MaDuroo Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by motownflip View Post
    Dang, your are big time Dan!!! Just wanted to say hi.
    Thanks for dropping in Brian. I promised Skip a thread of his own but there's no reason why you shouldn't have one, too. I'll keep my eyes peeled!
    "But with a little bit of luck You'll run amok!"

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