Cigar Cross Posting Contest! Win a Hemmie at Least!

[Mister Moo]

SNAPPY ONE LINER CONTEST!!! Not sure what this is about? See the post at (clikky).

Here's the rules: Best answer wins. No best answer, no winner. Contest ends 1 August at midnight. Prizes are awarded to the winner plus something nice for Fiz'y for having the courtesy to have asked the question! Good luck.

Here's the situation. A man walks into Mister Moo's Coffeeshop on Main Street. The ambiance is charming - the windows are sparkling and the decor is cormfortable yet flawless. The man is carrying, under his arm, his own thermos full of the coffee that he brewed in his own kitchen earlier that morning. The man puts his morning newspaper down on a clean cafe table and puts down the thermos, and spins off the top. Steam rises for the bottle.

Mister Moo, with eyes like a hawk and nose like a bloodhound, IMMEDIATELY spots the thermos and picks up the foul scent of Folgers robusta bean blend. He stands like the statue of a poker champion in Binions Casino lobby, face frozen and eyes betraying nothing. I mean to say, Jason Bourne has nothing on Mister Moo when his blood is hot and the coffee is carried in.

The man, gabbing on his cellphone, ambles up to the counter (wearing his camel J. Crewe cargo pants, Sperry topsiders and a coral knit cotton pullover) and asks Mister Moo, "May I have a napkin, a clean cup, a spoon and some cream and sugar, please?"

Mister Moo's ONE LINER reply?

[hova45]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

SNAPPY ONE LINER CONTEST!!! Not sure what this is about? See the post at (clikky).

Here's the rules: Best answer wins. No best answer, no winner. Contest ends 1 August at midnight. Prizes are awarded to the winner plus something nice for Fiz'y for having the courtesy to have asked the question! Good luck.

Here's the situation. A man walks into Mister Moo's Coffeeshop on Main Street. The ambiance is charming - the windows are sparkling and the decor is cormfortable yet flawless. The man is carrying, under his arm, his own thermos full of the coffee that be brewed in his own kitchen earlier in the morning. The man puts his morning newspaper down on a clean cafe table and puts down the thermos, and spins off the top. Steam rises for the bottle.

Mister Moo, with eyes like a hawk and nose like a bloodhound, IMMEDIATELY spots the thermos and picks up the foul scent or robusta beans.

The man, gabbing on his cellphone, ambles up to the counter (wearing his camel J. Crewe cargo pants, Sperry topsiders and a coral knit cotton pullover) and asks Mister Moo, "May I have a napkin, a clean cup, a spoon and some cream and sugar, please?"

Mister Moo's reply?

say...

Complete the sentence:

that will be $ 5.00 thank you and have a nice day. oh next time make sure you buy some of my beans, so you can roast at home and bring to my coffee shop.

[Kayak_Rat]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

SNAPPY ONE LINER CONTEST!!! Not sure what this is about? See the post at (clikky).

Here's the rules: Best answer wins. No best answer, no winner. Contest ends 1 August at midnight. Prizes are awarded to the winner plus something nice for Fiz'y for having the courtesy to have asked the question! Good luck.

Here's the situation. A man walks into Mister Moo's Coffeeshop on Main Street. The ambiance is charming - the windows are sparkling and the decor is cormfortable yet flawless. The man is carrying, under his arm, his own thermos full of the coffee that he brewed in his own kitchen earlier that morning. The man puts his morning newspaper down on a clean cafe table and puts down the thermos, and spins off the top. Steam rises for the bottle.

Mister Moo, with eyes like a hawk and nose like a bloodhound, IMMEDIATELY spots the thermos and picks up the foul scent or robusta beans.

The man, gabbing on his cellphone, ambles up to the counter (wearing his camel J. Crewe cargo pants, Sperry topsiders and a coral knit cotton pullover) and asks Mister Moo, "May I have a napkin, a clean cup, a spoon and some cream and sugar, please?"

Mister Moo's reply?

say...

Complete the sentence:

Trick question.....everyone knows MrMoo cant engage in intelligent conversation!!!!! IwinIwinIwin!!!!!

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by Kayak_Rat

Trick question.....everyone knows MrMoo cant engage in intelligent conversation!!!!! IwinIwinIwin!!!!!

Bastich!

Hey - any way you want. No winning answer? Then all the swag goes to Fiz'y.

[bazookajoe]

I'm going on the assumption that you are more offended by the pedestrian coffee than the flagrant disregard of your need for profit when I say, that you would say, something like:

"Ok yupster, but the cup will be filled with real coffee, on me - next time it'll be your dime".

[K Baz]

Reply - Having Folgers this morning? I recall the old commercial "The best part of waking up is Folgers in [SIZE="4"]your[/SIZE] cup!" As the manufacture stipulates it be served in your cup I can't help you - it will void the coffee's warranty.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by K Baz

Reply - Having Folgers this morning? I recall the old commercial "The best part of waking up is Folgers in [SIZE=4]your[/SIZE] cup!" As the manufacture stipulates it be served in your cup I can't help you - it will void the coffee's warranty.

("The best part of waking up is Folgers in YOUR cup, you stupid @#*(&$@%^!) Head of the pack.

[K Baz]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

("The best part of waking up is Folgers in YOUR cup, you stupid @#*(&$@%^!) Head of the pack.

Thats what I meant to say

[Kayak_Rat]

Reply: It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. EvanS.

[hova45]

wait wait how about Mr moo says, whats that smell is that sanka you brought in my coffee shop GTFO

[FriendlyFire]

ok, what are you having ith that?

[RPB67]

We only suppy napkins to our paying customers..........sorry.

McDonalds is down the street.

[Ermo]

Would you ever walk into a 4 star restaurant, carrying a bag of McDonalds, sit at a table, and ask the waitress for silverware to eat your quarter pounder?

Niether would I. Have a nice day.

[Mr.Maduro]

Reply.... "No hablo ingles..."

[celticgent]

"How about we do a commercial,

cept I replace those F*cking Folgers crystals with REAL COFFEE?!?!?!"