favorite quotes from Monty Python

[Sigarz]

The life of brian and the holy grail are my favorites, the meaning of life wasnt bad either. this quote is from life of Brian.

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

[rborrell]

FOUR YORKSHIREMAN SKETCH

Man#1 (Michael Palin) Aye! Very fussable, eh? Very fussable bit, that? eh?
Man#2 (Graham Chapman): Grand meal, that was, eh?
Others: Yes, wonderful, yes very good..
Man#2: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau le Shlasseler, eh, Guissay?
Man#3 (Terry Jones): Oh, you're right there, Robidaier.
Man#4 (Eric Idle): Who'd 'ave thought, thirty year ago, we'd all be sitting here drinking Chateau de Shlasseler, eh?
Man#1: Aye, in them days we was glad to have the price of a cup of tea!
Man#2: Aye, a cup of cold tea!
Man#4: Without milk or sugar!
Man#3: Or tea!
Man#1: Aye, in a cracked cup and all!
Man#4: Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled-up newspaper!
Man#2: Aye, the best we could manage in those days was to suck on a piece of damp cloth!
Man#3: Aye, but we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
Man#1: Because we were poor! My old dad used to say to me: Money doesn't buy you happiness!
Man#4: Aye, he was right, I was happier then and I had nothing. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
Man#2: House! You were lucky to live in a house! We had to all live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, half the floor was missing, and were all huddled together in a corner for fear of falling!
Man#3: You were lucky to have a room! We used to 'ave to live in a corridor!
Man#1: Oh, we used to DREAM of living in a corridor. It would have been a palace to us. We used to have to live in an old water tank in a rubbish pit. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House! Huh!
Man#4: Well, when I say house, it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us!
Man#2: We were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go and live in a lake!
Man#3: You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us, living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!
Man#1: Cardboard box?
Man#3: Aye!
Man#1: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down at the mill, fourteen hours a day, week in, week out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home, our dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt.

it actually goes on for a bit more but you get the idea.

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My father's side of the family was from Yorkshire, I can identify with this !

[Sigarz]

HAHAHAHAHA thats fantastic, such a group of comedic genius!!!

[holmes711]

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

[eyesack]

"It IS the rabbit!"
"And now for something COMPLETELY different!"
"I fart in your general direction"
haha good thread!

[thebuddha]

"your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder berries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time."

"Bring forth the holy hand grenade"

"1...2...5" "3 sir" "3"

[DSturg369]

The ENTIRE script from The Holy Grail...

The Holy Grail

[Tarks]

Here is one of my favs.

[stu929]

Anything from the Holy Grail.

More specifically the Holy Hand Grenade Scene!!!!

Armorments Chapter 2 Verses 9-21

YouTube - Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade

[Juicestain]

Originally Posted by DSturg369

The ENTIRE script from The Holy Grail...

The Holy Grail

+1. Silliest. Movie. Ever.

[edogg]

Hehe...these are pretty good...thanks

[fuente~fuente]

Holy Grail: "We are the Knights who say.... NIIGH!"

~"And what do we do with witches?"

~"......BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!!!!"




Life of Brian: ~"I want to have babies."

~"You want to have babies?!?!"

~"I want to have babies!"

~"Yeeou can't have babies!"

~"Don't you oppress me!"

~"I'm not oppressing you...You don't even have a womb!!!! Where's the fetus going to gestate??? You going to keep it in a box?!?!"

Both those movies are CLASSICS!!!

[stu929]

We are no longer the KNIGHTS who say NI, we are now the KNIGHTS who say Ecci Ecci Pakong Zoot Boooing!

[gjcab09]

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin. ...

...Minstrel: [singing] He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

[OB1 Stogie]

"It's just a flesh wound."

YouTube - Monty Python-The Black Knight