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Herf etiquette?

This is a discussion on Herf etiquette? within the Everywhere Else forums, part of the Events and Herfs category; Two words.... [SIZE="5"]Dry Lips.[/SIZE] Read the above 10,000 times Bling (Slobber) Boy....

  
  1. #121

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    Re: Herf etiquette?

    Two words....

    [SIZE="5"]Dry Lips.[/SIZE]


    Read the above 10,000 times Bling (Slobber) Boy.

  2. #122

    So long...


     

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    Always a good read...

  3. #123

    is watching you... gamayrouge's Avatar


     

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    Good read as I plan on trying to make it to the Jan 12 Bay Area Herf! Thanks. I'll be going commando as well.

  4. #124

    Dumb ass! mdtaggart's Avatar


     

    Re: Herf etiquette?

    Things I did not know(or want to know) about the HERF!


    Quote Originally Posted by RPB67 View Post
    Herf Behavior. you may wanna wear shoes
    Gotta wear shoes?


    Quote Originally Posted by JPH View Post
    I usually wear a pink thong under my jeans!
    Is leather OK?

    Quote Originally Posted by JPH View Post
    So I have my own Thongador ....
    Where do you buy those?


    Quote Originally Posted by galaga View Post
    However, if they go to kiss you, it means they want to get to know you beter than just a puff puff pass...
    TMI. TMI.

    Quote Originally Posted by squid View Post
    However, my preference though is to take the gifted sticks home and wash them off under a steady stream of hot soapy water. I then put Lysol on them. Good Gawd....you never know where some of them sticks have been!!!
    Daaaammmmm!!

    Quote Originally Posted by squid View Post
    Great....nice to hear you popped you cherry with a good time and good experience!
    Hey, no cherry poppin at our HERF. Man Law!

    Quote Originally Posted by stig View Post
    Watch out for the guy in the kilt handing out strawberries.
    WOW! I don't want to know.

    Quote Originally Posted by squid View Post
    Does it matter if I roll my tongue over the cigar and get the tip good and juicy before I pass it on?
    EEEWWWW. Dude, thats gross!

    Quote Originally Posted by Da Klugs View Post
    Typed words are like balm for the itchy monkeys here.

  5. #125

    Out to lunch


     

    Re: Herf etiquette?

    Quote Originally Posted by Da Klugs View Post
    Two words....

    [SIZE=5]Dry Lips.[/SIZE]


    Read the above 10,000 times Bling (Slobber) Boy.

    LOL! Too funny. There should be a "no slobber" rule...

  6. #126

    Newbie in the ocean blashman's Avatar


     

    Re: Herf etiquette?

    Although I have been smoking cigars for lots of years, I am a newbie to this blog. Now for the really dumb question. What is the derivation and true meaning of the term "herf"????
    Paco

  7. #127

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    Re: Herf etiquette?

    Quote Originally Posted by blashman View Post
    Although I have been smoking cigars for lots of years, I am a newbie to this blog. Now for the really dumb question. What is the derivation and true meaning of the term "herf"????
    It is unknown for certain, but there are lots of theories listed in threads here if you use the search function....you can decide which theory you like best.

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

  8. #128

    Redneck Primate beauregard's Avatar


     

    Re: Herf etiquette?

    I think it depends on were the Herf is.

    Somebody mentioned to bring some cash to buy drinks with if it's at a bar. Good Call.

    If it's in a prison, I think first thing you should go up to the biggest guy and stab him in the neck with a homemade shiv.... that way you won't be anybody's bitch at the prison Herf.
    "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" Col. Sanders

    Gamecock: (ˈgām-ˌkäk noun 1646) an ass kicking chicken.

  9. #129

    Redneck Primate beauregard's Avatar


     

    Re: Herf etiquette?

    Quote Originally Posted by M1903A1 View Post
    puff-puff-passes...
    That is not legal here in South Cackalacky.... we have blue laws.
    According to president Tom, they don't have any of those puff-puffs in Iran either.
    "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" Col. Sanders

    Gamecock: (ˈgām-ˌkäk noun 1646) an ass kicking chicken.

  10. #130

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    Quote Originally Posted by beauregard View Post
    If it's in a prison, I think first thing you should go up to the biggest guy and stab him in the neck with a homemade shiv.... that way you won't be anybody's bitch at the prison Herf.
    Just hand him a Cremosa....same effect.

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

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    Bring More Cigars joetownhound's Avatar


     

    Re: Herf etiquette?

    Great thread learned a lot about herf etiqutte.

  12. #132

    Puffer Fish with some spikes SmokinAFuente's Avatar


     

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    I would just like to add, don't be afraid to mingle. You never know if that next brother you meet will be a life long friend.

  13. #133

    Alpha Silverback elderboy02's Avatar


     

    Re: Herf etiquette?

    This is a great thread! Thanks for all the information.

  14. #134

    blame me. Im ok with it.


     

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    Quote Originally Posted by blashman View Post
    Although I have been smoking cigars for lots of years, I am a newbie to this blog. Now for the really dumb question. What is the derivation and true meaning of the term "herf"????
    The definitive posting on ASC comes from John Chunko, who wrote:
    HERF - EXECUTIVE SUMMARY:

    The un-official word of ASC is Herf. Herf is a unique part of speech. It can be correctly used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, an infinitive, a prefix, a suffix and an explicative.
    The arcane word "herf" first entered the ASC lexicon on November 21, 1996, and was quickly elevated to frenetic and common use by ASCers. The Prince of Skeeves exposed ASC to the word herf in a casual posting to the group... however it was ASCers, as a budding collective, who took the word and made it divine.
    Herf is now virulently spreading to worldwide common use as hip cigar parlance.

    HERF - CHRONOLOGY:

    As for the origin of Herf, here's the History of Herf (it's a matter of record on DejaNews)...
    The word "herf" first appeared on ASC...
    -------- [post quoted below] ----------------------------------
    It was November 21, 1996... the elections were over, and "herf" unceremoniously beams into our lexicon... And, you were there (here's the exact post)...
    ************************************************** ****
    Subject: worst cigars IMHO
    From: aloysius@gte.net (Prince of Skeeves)
    1996/11/21
    Message-ID: <571i9b$ht4@news3.gte.net>
    Newsgroups: alt.smokers.cigars

    I bought a Canaria d'Oro(sic?)Robusto out of curiousity
    and it was really a horrible, stale,grassy smoke with a
    peed-on taste. I gave it about 2 inches before I put it
    out. Also, anything Macanudo...I tried several when I
    first began smoking cigars and found them all to be very
    bland and almost impossible to herf, they were so tightly
    wrapped. I think the list of `Mediocre Smokes' for most
    folks would be huge.

    ************************************************** ****

    And, the voices of ASCers cry out immediately... saying, "what is this _herf_ thing?" In answer... on November 23, Prince of Skeeves elucidates,

    Message-ID: <5770op$cqu@news1.gte.net>:
    To `herf' is to draw on a cigar.

    The voices of ASC follow in chorus: "this herf thing... it is good" And, in a grand gesture, full grace is shared...

    Subject: an early definition of the word...
    From: aloysius@gte.net (Prince of Skeeves)
    1997/07/11
    Message-ID: <5q5f19$dfa$1@news12.gte.net>
    Newsgroups: alt.smokers.cigars

    EVERYONE MUST HERF

    The first time I heard the word `herf' and recognized
    it's potential for the enrichment of my vocabulary was
    in junior college in Clyde, Texas in 1982 from a blueblood
    derelict friend of my named Stu. In the context of the
    time it was used to describe the ungainly and humorous
    facial contortion required to deeply draw on a large,
    hand-rolled cigarette of unknown filling while driving
    a motor vehicle and keeping an eye peeled for the
    Callahan County sheriff. Later I found the term `herf'
    described nicely the method for getting a good mouthful
    of tasty smoke from my favorite cigars.(Padron and HDM
    Rothschilds)

    S. delaVega
    Prince of Skeeves

    -------- [end quoted post] ----------------------------------

    So, that's the herf story... on 11/21/96 "Prince of Skeeves" (whoever he/she/it is/was) introduced our newsgroup to its very own beloved word... And, as a bonus...

    HERF LEVITY:

    Herf... a word which is now spreading to virtually all corners of the cigar world... thanks to the likes of the many and varied distinguished herfing enthusiasts (herfnicks)... such as:

    the good Dr. Miguelit (used on his many national radio interviews),
    Mr. Lew Rothman (used proudly and prominently on JR's Winter catalog issue's front cover),
    ASC elder Mr. Bob Curtis (used liberally all over the ICG website),
    the Hon. Steven Saka (used strategically at least four times in the course of the 1997 New Hampshire state senatorial debate and once as an invective following the debate's broadcast, which, btw, was televised on CSPAN-3 to over a half-billion viewers worldwide, including the space shuttle mission crew),
    Connie Whittager, perky weatherwoman on Montgomery, Alabama's WKKG-TV (used to describe the fog which paralyzed suburban roadways for two straight days in April 1997... in an interview on the Weather Channel, she explained, "...motorists were advised to avoid the western beltway and all lakeside arteries due to a stationary fog bank thicker than a hundred hounddogs herfin' Hondurans in a hayloft", and
    by Jorge Jesus Delgado, Jr., now departed, (who ardently pleaded to "herf a cigar" before his execution in the Texas death-house in October 1997)... ...just to mention a few of the notables!
    PS: Remember... November 21 is World Herfing Day!!! Sorry you asked, huh?<g> Regards, ...JC



    I bet thats more info than you wanted LOL

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    Leading Puffer Fish Fishbeadtwo's Avatar


     

    Re: Herf etiquette?

    So now we know! Thanks Kelly for a most informative post!

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