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Old 12-10-2005, 01:10 AM   #1
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Chugging port wine
So I'm sitting around tonight and CarpeManana, a good friend of mine, offers me some of the fine port he brought. I am sipping it but rather quickly and get a lecture on how I'm doing it wrong (not from him but someone else). So next time, I'm bringing my bottle and going to hold it by the neck and have some with my cigar. One chug of port, one puff on cigar, rinse and repeat. Hehe, gonna love it.
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Old 12-10-2005, 01:56 AM   #2
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LMAO... sounds like something I'd do.. if I could afford port... or if I liked port... (no idea, never tried the stuff).. but I like your attitude! tell em to off!
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Re: Chugging port wine
I buy tons of vintage port and start off sipping but sometimes end up chugging and have gone through more than one bottle this way! I say who gives a fork! Try drinking a port from the 1920's out of a paper bag if you really want to see people get upset!
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LMAO... sounds like something I'd do.. if I could afford port... or if I liked port... (no idea, never tried the stuff).. but I like your attitude! tell em to off!
check here and then think again about affording port... as for chugging it... well...

As far as I'm aware, you guys don't get Vimto or Ribena (heathens), or blue WKD, but a Crazy Vimto is blue WKD and port... Navydoc... if you have some cheap port and can find some blue WKD (blue citus vodka based alcopop) it tastes just like alcoholic vimto. Bargain.
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check here and then think again about affording port... as for chugging it... well...

As far as I'm aware, you guys don't get Vimto or Ribena (heathens), or blue WKD, but a Crazy Vimto is blue WKD and port... Navydoc... if you have some cheap port and can find some blue WKD (blue citus vodka based alcopop) it tastes just like alcoholic vimto. Bargain.
hey lumpy, thanks for the website! But uh... how do they do age verification?
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Re: Chugging port wine
Port is meant for your enjoyment, and if that means chugging it in a back alley with a soiled Santa suit, then so be it!
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Re: Chugging port wine
Illuminatus.... I never said you had to buy it from that website... just to let you know port isn't always $$$ and just like cheap wines, not all cheap ports are rank. I'm sure that you being in college has some way to source liqour...
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Illuminatus.... I never said you had to buy it from that website... just to let you know port isn't always $$$ and just like cheap wines, not all cheap ports are rank. I'm sure that you being in college has some way to source liqour...
Hahaha.. I have NO IDEA what you're talking about... this campus does not in ANY way condone underage drinking! [SIZE=1]just in case big brother is watching...[/SIZE]
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Hahaha.. I have NO IDEA what you're talking about... this campus does not in ANY way condone underage drinking! [SIZE=1]just in case big brother is watching...[/SIZE]
Of course not. In the same way that UK drinking establishments do not condone serving drunk people.
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Of course not. In the same way that UK drinking establishments do not condone serving drunk people.
Right.. I'd like to make it to the UK some time...
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watch out... we might happily serve drunk people (as long as you are SMASHED) but a pint of beer will set you back about $5-$6.
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watch out... we might happily serve drunk people (as long as you are SMASHED) but a pint of beer will set you back about $5-$6.
I didn't say I was coming for the drinking [size=1]though it was implied[/size]... I just want to hit the UK and see what it's like "across the pond" as they say... plus, all the brits I've ever known were cool ass people... there's no smilie for flipping you the deuce... I don't know if that's what you really call it... but I used to work with a Brit, we'd throw it at each other all the time... ya know, 2 fingers extended in the air, palm facing you... like the middle finger, but not quite as offensive...
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Like the middle finger but not as offensive? What are you on about? The 'two fingered salute' is a 'F@CK YOU'... it's origins lie with the (feared) British Longbowmen, as a salute of 'Oi! Frenchie! F@CK YOU, I STILL GOT ME BOW FINGERS!' It's just as offensive, just less understood in this modern day and age.
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Like the middle finger but not as offensive? What are you on about? The 'two fingered salute' is a 'F@CK YOU'... it's origins lie with the (feared) British Longbowmen, as a salute of 'Oi! Frenchie! F@CK YOU, I STILL GOT ME BOW FINGERS!' It's just as offensive, just less understood in this modern day and age.
Hmm.. I was under the impression that the deuce was not as offensive as the middle finger.. basically, 1 finger if you're really pissed, 2 fingers if you're only mildly annoyed... Whatever... *flips ya the deuce*!
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To qoute an old Reading Football player:
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Yeah, it gets used sarcastically, but you know...
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