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madurolover · 08-31-2009, 03:32 PM

This is a great snack that I learned about when I was a poor bachelor. Make sur you do not have to have your cholesterol levels checked the next day!

Ramen Noodle Pie

Ingredients:
2 packages of your favorite Ramen Noodles
Jalapeno slices
Chopped pickle (the hot pickles are best but a regular dill wil work)
2 Slim Jims (or Lil Smokey sausages X

cut into 1/8 inch slices
Shredded cheddar chees (or any shreddd cheese you like
Chopped tomatoes, onions, and green peppers (or just used the canned mix)
1 can of Cheez Wiz
1 Bag of Doritos (or crackers)
1 Ziploc bag

Instructions:

Take 2 packages of Ramen Noodles (whatever flavor you prefer). Crush the brick until all the noodles are loose. Pour the noodles into the Ziploc bag and add the seasoning packets.

Add some shredded cheese, tomato, onion, green pepper, jalapeno, pickle and the meat. Close the bag and get everything all mixed up.

Pour a little bit of very hot water into the bag and work it into the mixture. Keep adding the hot water until the mixture is wet but not soupy.

Close bag and lay flat on counter using your hands to pat down the mixture until it is about 1/2 to 1 inch thick all over.

Let sit covered with a towel about 15 minutes. When the mixture feels firm to the touch take a knife and cut open the bag. If you attempt to remove the pie from the bag it may fall apart but that is ok too.

Spread Cheeze Wiz all over the top and then sprinkle with some crumbled up Fritos or Doritos.

Dip into it with your Doritos or crackers and enjoy!

Refrigerate any leftovers and reheat in the microwave.

Cypress · 08-31-2009, 04:52 PM

Any pics of this creation? I am almost scared to imagine what this looks like.

jledou · 08-31-2009, 05:45 PM

ummmm I won't knock it until I try it but ... umm yeah....

Pugsley · 08-31-2009, 06:01 PM

I got chest pains just reading that.

suretolose · 08-31-2009, 06:10 PM

You have got to be kidding me

fuente~fuente · 08-31-2009, 07:06 PM

I donno man... Sounds pretty sketchy to me!

Ahhh who am I kidding... I'd tear it up if I was hungry enough!

Kinda reminds me of the "Twinkie Weiner Sandwich" from the Weird Al Yankovic movie "UHF" for some reason.

CLICK HERE!!!-->YouTube - UHF: Twinkie Wiener Sandwich<--CLICK HERE!!!

God I loved that movie!

Stench · 08-31-2009, 08:04 PM

I've eaten much worse than this on Boy Scout trips!

When I was a batchelor, I can remember going thru cabinets and making far scarier concoctions!

Sounds pretty good...heart attack in a bowl, but good!

When you get down to catalina dressing packets and stale saltines, you know you're a broke bachelor!

blueeyedbum · 08-31-2009, 08:20 PM

I went to chef school and was a chef in restaurants for over 15 years.

Gotta tell you Donnie, that one wouldnt make it on the heart healthy menu.

I could maybe see it if you threw away the cheese whiz and replaced it with some warm nacho cheese sauce.

madurolover · 08-31-2009, 08:33 PM

I have already eaten a bit of it is the reason why it is not solid.

fuente~fuente · 09-01-2009, 01:50 AM

Big Poppa... Honestly... That doesn't look like something that should be eaten... But rather something that has already been ate!!!

fiddlegrin · 09-01-2009, 02:10 AM

Haahahaaahaahaahaahaaa! Oh___ Man____! That is classic!!

Thanks Donnie you Rock!!!

fiddlegrin · 09-01-2009, 02:15 AM

On a similar note... I was (very hungary) in South Korea, in a remote mountain region, and would raid duck nests for eggs and cook them with ramen over a kerosine heater....

Those were some BIG-ASS eggs!!

GRUB!!!!!