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BigFrankMD · 10-31-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by stig

After being a serious cigar smoker for a couple of years now I have develope a case of cashlesswalletitis that was diagnosed by my doctor about 4 months ago. He said that one of the first symptoms to watch for is an empty feeling.

that actually made me laugh out loud

nice

trogdor | the burninator · 10-31-2007, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Maduros make me have to take a dump after I smoke one. I shit you not. You can ask people who have met me, it's true.

haven't noticed whether this happens only with maduros or not, but on many occasions, i've had to drop the kids off at the pool as soon as i finish....sometimes before.

other complications:
- stuck the lit end into my mouth
- out of commission for a day when i inhaled a considerable amount
- currently got some sort of skin irritation that acts up whenever i have a cigar. it's on both index fingers and that particular part of my finger just gets really really dry. i posted about this before, no biggie...unless i die from it or it makes its way to my crotch.

AriesOpusX · 10-31-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by trogdor | the burninator

currently got some sort of skin irritation that acts up whenever i have a cigar. it's on both index fingers and that particular part of my finger just gets really really dry.

I had this before but not from cigars. Started out really dry and than started to flake and peel. Itchy as hell nothing got rid of it. Went to the doc and got a steroid cream put it on for 2 days and it was gone.

ca21455 · 10-31-2007, 10:22 PM

The only medical complications come from the a$$ kicking I get after my wife opens the charge bill.

JAK · 10-31-2007, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Maduros make me have to take a dump after I smoke one. I shit you not. You can ask people who have met me, it's true.

There is a signaling molecule called acetylcholine that is involved in many processes, including smooth muscles such as those in the bowels. Nictotine activates some acetylcholine receptors, including those in the bowels. When you smoke and the nicotine reaches those receptors, it "speeds up" your bowles, making you have to poo. Your body can even become dependent on this, which is why when many cigarette smokers try to quit smoking, they become very very constipated.

Maybe this way Too Much Information, but I am a molecular biology/biochem major, and I can't resist.

ZYA_LTR · 11-01-2007, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AriesOpusX

Don't say rectify. Oh the potty humor...

This converstion is turning into a load of fun, we better just drop it.

I had to make my feeble attempt at potty humor.

TripleF · 11-01-2007, 09:41 AM

I did light a couple of nose hairs on fire once when trying to relight a stub.

No..........just kidding.

BigFrankMD · 11-01-2007, 09:50 AM

lol who would have ever thought this thread would turn into a scat thread.

thanks Darrell!

Budprince · 11-01-2007, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Maduros make me have to take a dump after I smoke one. I shit you not. You can ask people who have met me, it's true.

TMI My Friend!

trogdor | the burninator · 11-01-2007, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by AriesOpusX

I had this before but not from cigars. Started out really dry and than started to flake and peel. Itchy as hell nothing got rid of it. Went to the doc and got a steroid cream put it on for 2 days and it was gone.

that is an excellent suggestion. i should probably see a doctor.

finally! steroids...

bbaug14 · 11-01-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ca21455

The only medical complications come from the a$$ kicking I get after my wife opens the charge bill.

YES YES YES! I suffer from the pist off woman syndrome as well. Geez, I need to start getting those bills sent to my work address. I have a lot more a$$ left back there....

bonggoy · 11-01-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by hoax

Just wondering.

Bruised ribs and a couple of broken bones when my wife discovered how much I was spending on cigars.

DUCK · 11-01-2007, 04:42 PM

no medical complaints here... I got sick on a few cigars, but I think that was my own fault! I guess I thought I was Rob Evans (smokinpoke) and puffed too fast...He is Mr. Iron Lungs!

~DUCK

Darrell · 11-01-2007, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DUCK

no medical complaints here... I got sick on a few cigars, but I think that was my own fault! I guess I thought I was Rob Evans (smokinpoke) and puffed too fast...He is Mr. Iron Lungs!

~DUCK

Iron lungs eh? Is he inhaling?