Awesome wife story number #2

[dogsplayinpoker]

Think of me as a third world country in desperate need of a particular crop. I can get a picture of my son covered in flies and mud if that will help my cause

Seriously though, I thought my wife was awesome 'cause she wouldn't let me buy cheap cigars! You have an amazing woman there my friend.

[cbsmokin]

Lets think for a minute of the size of the box that comes from CB when you spend 2K.

OK, now pick yourself up off of the floor and resume what you were doing before.

[GrtndpwrflOZ]

Nah, that's not proper to invite people to others houses.
I'll invite myself hahahahaha.....actually no I won't.

Perhaps, I'll see you.
Good luck on the move though.

Now to find Justin.

Originally Posted by Addiction

I'll be picking up Saturday his place. I'm getting there early enough that we can prolly hang out a couple of hours, tho its not my call to invite folks to Justins house.

[RPB67]

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

I can take care of that budget in like five minutes Bryan,send it my way

Dave.........you are slowing down.

I can take care of it in two minutes.

Nice wifey !!

[runningonmt64]

Just go and buy 2000 cigars and claim it was just miscommunication She can't be too upset...its Christmas.

[Addiction]

Originally Posted by runningonmt64

Just go and buy 2000 cigars and claim it was just miscommunication She can't be too upset...its Christmas.

Did I mention what it means when she says "we" are doing something? Did I mention she's a lawyer?

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

I can take care of that budget in like five minutes Bryan,send it my way

Originally Posted by RPB67

Dave.........you are slowing down.

I can take care of it in two minutes.

Nice wifey !!

it only takes a couple clicks of the mouse........

[Kidrock387]

dude your wife is the bomb, congrats on the sweet budget

[drhalle]

I spoke with your insurance agent. He said the little wifey was in to purchase a policy with a two million payout with double indemnity for death by excessive joy.
I also spoke with your medical provider, Dr Vinny Boomba. He said the little wifey had recently requested and received a prescription for Viagra in the giant economy pack with an 8 hour prioprism requirement.

You are so lucky...

Oh yes, and I spoke with your Lawyer, who said the little wifey came in and changed the will and he was coming in to a large quantity of premium cigars with a very expensive humidor that would be on sale soon. And as I was hanging up the phone, he asked me if I knew anyone who was looking to buy a fast car like a corvette.


You are so lucky...



[SIZE=3]Just kidding. You got a great little wifey don't let her get away.

Oh Yeah, you are so lucky... [/SIZE]

[SmokeyJoe]

Have to agree with you... that is a pretty special lady you have there. Enjoy the cigars, you stogie glutton!

[Darrell]

Stop gloating.

[Addiction]

Originally Posted by Darrell

Stop gloating.

I can't help it. We're going to dinner and a Wizards game tomorrow just to celebrate her awesomeness.

[vstrommark]

Originally Posted by Addiction

In any event my wife is offically the awesome.

I'd say so! You need to have a quiet moment with her and tell her how you've been thinking about what she said and that you agree about the limit she mentioned for cigar purchases during the holidays. Under no circumstances mention the amount! Just docilely admit that she's right about the upper limit. Then spend like mad!

[GrtndpwrflOZ]

Originally Posted by Addiction

I can't help it. We're going to dinner and a Wizards game tomorrow just to celebrate her awesomeness.

Dinner AND a Wizards Game.
AWESOME

Me and the S/O go to most of the 76ers games here in Philly.

Your wifes name isn't Linda is it

[Addiction]

Originally Posted by GrtndpwrflOZ

Dinner AND a Wizards Game.
AWESOME

Me and the S/O go to most of the 76ers games here in Philly.

Your wifes name isn't Linda is it

Nope Melanie. We actually considered getting season tickets as we typically go to about 20 games a year, the problem was trying to figure out how to schedule more than that 20 so we just buy the games we like.