You know you're addicted to cigars when...

[Harpo]

Just a little fun something I've come up with, what else can you add to the list?




You know you're addicted to cigars when...


You happily spend an hour in the dark, alone, outside, in sub-zero temperatures smoking your favourite cigar, and still convince yourself you're having a great time.

You're looking to buy a house and a good smoking room is more important than, say, a dining room. Or a room for the kids.

You calculate your paycheck in terms of potential number of cigars.

You keep checking your humidor and re-arranging the layout of your cigars until they look just right.

You can instantly recite your credit card number, expiry date and security code whenever someone mentions the word "Padron".

Your car starts making weird noises and it doesn't worry you. But when your humidity falls by 3% you break into a cold sweat and spend all your resources figuring out what went wrong.

Your other half says "I love you" and you're thinking about that Montecristo you're going to smoke tonight with a beer. Or shall I have a whisky instead?

You wake up in the middle of the night and decide to check on your humidor to make sure it's okay.

You are on first-name terms with the guy that delivers your parcels.

You spend hours on Club Stogie, and when your other half asks what you're doing you reply: "Just checking my email".

You're house gets burglarized and you're over the moon because they took the flatscreen HDTV and not your cigar collection.

You see nothing wrong with taking detailed photos of a burning stick of rolled tobacco so you can share it online with 20 people you've never met before in your life.

You already own 400 cigars but still feel the urge to buy three more boxes because otherwise you'd be missing out on "a great deal".

[sailchaser]

That's a great list , I need to think on this one

[banu]

That's really funny.

We are building a new house in Italy, and I'm now trying to figure out if we can have a cupboard built into a wall to use as a humidor.

I think my architect thinks I'm weird.

[cbsmokin]

You say Hi to your smokes when you get home before you say hi to anyone else.

You own more ashtrays (lighters, tools, etc.) than you can use.

You know the number of cigars you can carry through customs without question.

You take your wife furniture shopping and you spend the entire time trying to figure out which pieces could be converted to a humidor.

And here is the best indicator of all:
You keep cigars in an ice chest.

[zemekone]

its not a addiction its a lifestyle...

funny though...

[K Baz]

You keep the readout unit for your wireless hygrometer next to your bed so you can check it first thing in the morning, before you go to bed, or any time during the night you have a nightmare about heat or humidity.

But the girlfriend says I am getting better.

[fizguy]

The first thing you think in the morning is, "when can I smoke today?"

[RGD]

Originally Posted by cbsmokin

You own more ashtrays (lighters, tools, etc.) than you can use.

Okay - who told on me?




Ron

[Big D]

Originally Posted by fizguy

The first thing you think in the morning is, "when can I smoke today?"

diito for me!!

[Big D]

When you refer to your cigars as "Tasty Ladies".
That one get's ol' eyeball roll from her everytime.

[pnoon]

when your wife refers to your traveldor/Otterbox as your murse - m(an-p)urse

[Twill413]

You are in college and you prefer not to go out to the bar with friends because it cuts into your cigar budget.

[cman78]

When you call your wife at 2 in the after noon and she answers the phone with "Yes honey they are here"

www.clubstogie.com is the first thing you type in when you open a browser.

[Snakeyes]

When you go out with your friends at the bar and realize you've spent more on cigars that night then drinks. You also don't go into bars that have smoking bans, ever.

You're cigars are insured.

You start looking forward to 2-3 hour trips as it will allow you time to smoke a good size cigar without interuptions.

You think a tobacco air freshner for your car would be a good thing (I seriously want to capture the RP 92 smell into an air freshner).

[Shabalula]

Originally Posted by cman78

www.clubstogie.com is the first thing you type in when you open a browser.

Type? I have it set as my home page.