Cat rockets

[cbw2647]

Our dog Crystal (pomeranian), love the cat rockets out of the litterbox ( a little age on them),,,I wonder if she knows something I don't

[Todd38sd]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww wwww...

my father in law has a dog who loves to come over and pick through the litter.....

the first time i saw it......was a few years ago.....AFTER the dog had just spent 20 minutes licking my face ALL OVER!!!

[cbw2647]

If there is an afterlife, I want to come back as one of my cats,,,,great f'in life.....eat, sleep,sleep,sleep,sleep, eat,shit, sleep,etc............

[altbier]

I want to be a cat too. Go piss in the corner of the house and then offer up a dead animal as an appology.

My cat will let you pet him for 30 seconds and then he likes to draw blood.

[5thDan]

Our oldest cat (14) goes pi$$ in the corner and then doesn't offer anything up - maybe a hairball once in awhile. And why is it when they decide to honk up a fuggin fairball they have to do it on the carpet or on the bed. And if its on the floor its always where I walk at night so I can feel it ooze between my toes on my way to the can. I better stop now or I'll burn up the keyboard.

Originally Posted by 5thDan

And if its on the floor its always where I walk at night so I can feel it ooze between my toes on my way to the can.

Dan, you know what they say ... A cat will eat almost anything. Can't keep it down, though!! and you generally hear them in the middle of the night hacking it back up.

My cats are worthless, but at least they are outside cats. Suspose to catch rats in the barn to keep them away from the horse food. I think they would crap a brick if they ever came face to face with a rat. Previous cat did not need feed, she fed herself on local small game. Current cats would die in a day if we did not feed them. What's the world coming to?

[5thDan]

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

Dan, you know what they say ... A cat will eat almost anything. Can't keep it down, though!! and you generally hear them in the middle of the night hacking it back up.

My cats are worthless, but at least they are outside cats. Suspose to catch rats in the barn to keep them away from the horse food. I think they would crap a brick if they ever came face to face with a rat. Previous cat did not need feed, she fed herself on local small game. Current cats would die in a day if we did not feed them. What's the world coming to?

Oh man now you got me going. I'm home this weekend doing what - babysitting cats while the wife and stepdaughter spend the weekend in Vegas. Of course I have to feed them and make sure they have water. I should put up the toilet seet and throw a couple white mice in the house. Then I could have gone to Vegas as well. The step daughters cat I call Damian cause I know it is the spawn of the devil. The most worthless thing that every drew a breath of air.

[icehog3]

Didn't realize I had logged into "Club Cat Turd"....

Originally Posted by 5thDan

Oh man now you got me going. I'm home this weekend doing what - babysitting cats while the wife and stepdaughter spend the weekend in Vegas. Of course I have to feed them and make sure they have water. I should put up the toilet seet and throw a couple white mice in the house. Then I could have gone to Vegas as well. The step daughters cat I call Damian cause I know it is the spawn of the devil. The most worthless thing that every drew a breath of air.

I'm sensing a bit of anger here, dan. You should go outside (assuming it is nice weather in Detroit), find a comfortable chair, pull out one of those nice smokes, and relax under the open sky without women there to interupt. Got to look at this as an oppurtunity. Just follow Doctor Kid's order and everything will be ok.

Come to think of it, my wife's at work, daughter is in Virginia at a friend's graduation, Ninja Vanish is in Nashville at a girlfriend's cousin's wedding, and I'm here alone. Think I will take the doctor's own advise. Might be time to try out one of the many singles I have put back for testing. (look for review later tonight). I'm gone in hunt of my humidor!!

[Arleban]

I have to say that I love my cats. I someone who likes to be left alone every once in awhile though, so I think that is why my cats and I get along. They come over when they want some attention, and then they go away. I shoulda been a hermit.

[Quixote]

We have a pet rabbit that we keep inside and when he can get them, our German Shepherd eats her droppings like they were TicTacs.


-Q

[PadronMe]

My family had a Dachsund growing up and that cazy dog would clean a litter box like he was eating prime rib. It was pretty disgusting the first time I saw it but then I knew to keep him from the litter box.

Speaking of pets, my wife and I got our first pet over the weekend and ironically she is a black and tan dachsund also. At least we have no litter boxes around .

[El Gato]

Mmmm Cat, the Other White Meat!

Dogs eat cat you-know-what, heck dogs love to eat their own!
Cat's maybe a pain in the butt, but at least their breath don't smell like they've had a Don Turdo!

Have you noticed that cat rockets look just like FD Grave Muniemakers?
Praise God they taste (I'm guessing) better than the litter box stogies.

[JCole311]

That is disgusting

[CigarTom]

What do Koreans do when their dog's nose is cold?