I’m officially out of control. (confessions of the truly obsessed)

[calistogey]

It really depends on how you look at it. You seem to be very well versed at this hobby and knowledgeable as to the necessary steps to take. I think you are "in total control".

[RcktS4]

Oh Dave, quit whining.

You know you're just looking for sympathy bombings ya big fluff-whore!

[Franksmith]

Originally Posted by carbonbased_al

Holy sh*t thats funny!

More like SCARY! It could work!

But maybe Raney put it best

Originally Posted by RcktS4

Oh Dave, quit whining.

You know you're just looking for sympathy bombings ya big fluff-whore!

Great post Dave!

[cmiller]

Dont forget the Cigar intervention website

[DonJefe]

Intervention herf? LOLH is right around the corner, but I really don't think it will do anything but push you further out of control! Great post Dave.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Dave, I can sympathize with you. The only thing that keeps me from being a danger to international shipping is a lack of green.

But I have a 3 step plan that can rid you of this pesky obsession once and for all. YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL OF THE STEPS. No shortcuts, no forgetting, YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL OF THE STEPS.

Step 1: Losing your obsession with Club Stogie.
Two days after you agree to follow my plan, you will have a visitor knock at your door. Open the door and invite him into your house. His name is Will.
Will wears Club Stogie T-shirts & shorts 24/7. He will be living with you and following you around for a few weeks ... get used to him. Now, when he eats the toast out of your hand in the morning, pushes in front of you for the bathroom and lays a stinker that plugs the toilet, starts hitting on your daughters, leaving your humidor open ... you'll soon get tired of him. However, you will host Will for 3 weeks. By the end of the 3 weeks seeing a CS logo will send you into fits.

Step 2: Losing your obsession with the mail man.
I will arrange that 6 figure credit card bills arrive daily for 3 weeks. After a couple of days you'll be hiding.

Step 3: Losing your obsession with cigars.
My coleague Dr. Dimitri Pavlov will oversee this part of your treatment. I will have cremosas rolled into the shape of thin turds and Montecristo bands put on. They will be placed in your boxes/humidors in replacement of 95-98 Especial No. 2s. Whever you light one up, Dimitri will yell CIGAR and ring a bell. He will force you to smoke the entire cigar .... you won't be able to stop.

In three short weeks you will run from cigars, your mailman and CS.

Excellent idea Sean...except that his name is Bill.

[SeanGAR]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Excellent idea Sean...except that his name is Bill.

Shhh ... I didn't want to to too obvious.....

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Shhh ... I didn't want to to too obvious.....

That's OK Sean, everyone already knows I have no tact.

[Nely]

I don't know what you guys are talking about? Klugs sounds like he is doing just fine.

[GOAT LOCKER]

OCD is a bitch.

[floydp]

Now thats quality posting Dave.. and some pretty dang funny smartash remarks to boot..

[Jeff]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Excellent idea Sean...except that his name is Bill.

Its called Aversion Therapy. Or maybe in that case, Shock Therapy.

[Thurm15]

Great Post Dave!!! I find it amazing how I'll pass on buying other stuff for my self like New Clothes, the LCD Flat Screen I've been wanting for I don't know how long etc. but, I have no problem pulling the Trigger on more Cigar Purchases in the past 6 Months then I care to admit. I think my Cigar Purchases have been averaging more per month this yr then my Truck Payment.My God I really am a Cigar Junky!!!!

[PuroBrat]

Dave Dave Dave, worry worry worry
Chill man, you sound perfectly normal to me.

[SmokusMaximus]

Dave, you're my hero!

Light'em up boys and do the victory dance!