I’m officially out of control. (confessions of the truly obsessed)

[DownUnder LLG]

Great post Dave, although I can't seem to identify a problem.... not sure why

[kansashat]

We are here to help you Dave. Now drop the cutter & back slowly away from the humidor.





Dave?



Dave?



What do you mean, "Dave's not here?"

[galaga]

Originally Posted by kansashat

We are here to help you Dave. Now drop the cutter & back slowly away from the humidor.





Dave?



Dave?



What do you mean, "Dave's not here?"

Whatever you do , man, don't answer the phone, man.

[hollywood]

Awesome post Dave!! It's only a problem if you think it's a problem!? Sounds perfectly normal, like every other person here. Perhaps to differing degrees, but still the same. At least you're not buying aged bacon!

[Da Klugs]

Originally Posted by hollywood

Awesome post Dave!! It's only a problem if you think it's a problem!? Sounds perfectly normal, like every other person here. Perhaps to differing degrees, but still the same. At least you're not buying aged bacon!

Don't have to. George sends it to me in bulk via drippy/oozing boxes.

[Bluenote]

Originally Posted by hollywood

Awesome post Dave!! It's only a problem if you think it's a problem!? Sounds perfectly normal, like every other person here. Perhaps to differing degrees, but still the same. At least you're not buying aged bacon!

If you would like bacon...Bacon of the Month Club

[(909)]

I'm guilty of all of the above except that I have not tried the aged smokes yet. In the past week, I have received a box of ISOMs and a box of Padrons and I have no idea where to put them. My Tupperdor is full, both humidors are full and it looks like I'll have to get another Tupperdor which means more beads, digital RH, empty boxes etc and of course I'll need more smokes to fill it up with.

Could be worse

[(909)]

Originally Posted by Bluenote

If you would like bacon...Bacon of the Month Club

Check it out, Bacon of the Month Club is located in Oxnard CA. Oxnard is next to Ventura which is a beach, surfing area north of LA. When I think of bacon, I think of places like Missouri not CA.

I thought it was funny.

[SeanGAR]

Originally Posted by (909)

Check it out, Bacon of the Month Club is located in Oxnard CA. Oxnard is next to Ventura which is a beach, surfing area north of LA. When I think of bacon, I think of places like Missouri not CA.

I thought it was funny.

Surfer dudes smoke de ganji mon .... make dem hungree for some apple smoked bacon. Nuthin like ganji, red stripe and bacon for breakfast, mon.

[(909)]

Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Surfer dudes smoke de ganji mon .... make dem hungree for some apple smoked bacon. Nuthin like ganji, red stripe and bacon for breakfast, mon.

SeanGar, looks like you know whats up. Smokin buds and surfing all day makes you hungry. You and your brahs would be up for some grinds after riding a big gun doing railers and dodging groms riding spongers all day for sure.

[Da Klugs]

One of the unforeseen benefits of getting older... every day is like Christmas. Package came today. Opened it up. Saw what was inside. Had no recollection of ordering it.

[RcktS4]

Originally Posted by Da Klugs

One of the unforeseen benefits of getting older... every day is like Christmas. Package came today. Opened it up. Saw what was inside. Had no recollection of ordering it.

That's because you didn't order it, Dave... I accidentally put your address down when I ordered those. Perhaps you could just forward them to me? Go ahead and keep one for yourself while you're at it...

[CrazyFool]

that is so funny... i got a package the other day of CAO brazilia GOLs... then i got the same excact package 2 days later. on my end thats not obsessed its just 'aint bright'

the worst thing that ever happend to my wallet and obsession is Arturo Fuente Humidor bags. 14 clams (for the XL) 6 months of 70% wihout touching and 100+ cigars per bag. wow now i have a bag of 5 Vegas Limitadas, one of GOLs and one of A.F. Don Carlos #2's..... why? really why? i dont know but im going to go see them now... there lonely upstairs all by them selfs

[cigar no baka]

Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Dave, I can sympathize with you. The only thing that keeps me from being a danger to international shipping is a lack of green.

But I have a 3 step plan that can rid you of this pesky obsession once and for all. YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL OF THE STEPS. No shortcuts, no forgetting, YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL OF THE STEPS.

Step 1: Losing your obsession with Club Stogie.
Two days after you agree to follow my plan, you will have a visitor knock at your door. Open the door and invite him into your house. His name is Will.
Will wears Club Stogie T-shirts & shorts 24/7. He will be living with you and following you around for a few weeks ... get used to him. Now, when he eats the toast out of your hand in the morning, pushes in front of you for the bathroom and lays a stinker that plugs the toilet, starts hitting on your daughters, leaving your humidor open ... you'll soon get tired of him. However, you will host Will for 3 weeks. By the end of the 3 weeks seeing a CS logo will send you into fits.

Step 2: Losing your obsession with the mail man.
I will arrange that 6 figure credit card bills arrive daily for 3 weeks. After a couple of days you'll be hiding.

Step 3: Losing your obsession with cigars.
My coleague Dr. Dimitri Pavlov will oversee this part of your treatment. I will have cremosas rolled into the shape of thin turds and Montecristo bands put on. They will be placed in your boxes/humidors in replacement of 95-98 Especial No. 2s. Whever you light one up, Dimitri will yell CIGAR and ring a bell. He will force you to smoke the entire cigar .... you won't be able to stop.

In three short weeks you will run from cigars, your mailman and CS.

OMG, I started laughing so loud, turned red, crying, my coworkers are asking me "are you all right?", and I'm thinking oh shit, I've got to stop reading this stuff at work!!!

[Charles]

Hey - aren't you the one who posted a little cigarography last Friday? If you think it will help, I volunteer my services to babysit your cabinet for a couple of years.