We all know the reason, lets have a little rhyme?

[nozero]

In honor of the slope... The glorious Mount Stogie. I'll start off, ya'll take it from there?


On top of Mount Stogie, I felt a slight breeze,
then I lost my balance and fell to my knees.

[malinois1]

So I decided to put on my ski's
Then insted of falling I went down the slope with ease!

[smokeyscotch]

I flew into CBid and left in a flash.
To wait for Cremosas to add to my stash.
They arrived on Monday and smelled like hell.
I should have bid on the Tamborils

[groogs]

Can't kick the c-bid habbit and my bank occount is draining fast.
Now what else can I add to my stash.
Three more boxes on the way.
Now to explain the delivery to my wife, on this wonderful day.

[AD720]

I've got a second mortgage
and my credit's maxed out
I've got a full cooler
and I sleep on the couch

[hk3]

I have so many smokes that will last me until I die,
But i have this voice in my head that keeps saying "what should I buy?"
If I dont quit this nice habit my wife is going to cry,
And when Im out on the street I shouldn't be wondering why.

[stevefrench]

I look in my wallet and there's nothing there
I scratch my head where there used to be hair
Just when I think I've had just about enough
I close my eyes and take another puff

[nozero]

With all this spending that empties my pockets
I've got to be careful not to purchase dog rockets.

So I ask all the members of the fine Club Stogie,
to keep on posting for the sake of this newby.

And post they do with tons of information and such,
and many, in there way add a personal touch.

[FriendlyFire]

And I, Since I joined I leard so much,
Even how to smoke a Cigar with out getting that rush.

Some of you make me so proud,
I wish I can announce that out loud.

I can't wait for the next bomb or trade to arrive,
so to the post office I can take a ride.

[FriendlyFire]

please keep this tread going,
while you keep that cigar blowing.
And keep your stash growing,
and the bombs flowing.

[DixieTiger]

Originally Posted by AD720

I've got a second mortgage
and my credit's maxed out
I've got a full cooler
and I sleep on the couch

Aww....Jeez ......is this where I'll be soon
The dog with whom..I'll have to spoon
Yet..I continue to puff on my puros
and the soon to be ex-wife abroad spending euros

[Little General]

"On top of Mount Stogie" (aka on top of spaghetti)

I know it's kinda long but I'm very bored...


I open my humi
All covered in mold
I didn't use beads
Like I was told

And what's this a beetle
About 2 months old
killed 2 of my sticks
Evident from holes

I pull out the baggies
and place my sticks in
off to the freezer
where their death begins

I killed all the bastards
That caused me the pain
I'll never let the temp
Get that high again

So now you all wonder
At the mistake I endured
To not freeze some sticks
I got at the store

You think to yourself
About your last buy
The sticks looked good
and you trused the guy

But little did he know
His had eggs too
An now they are turning
Your Opus to poo

You start to get worried
And start to dig through
The "bombs of love"
CS members sent you

All thiers looks good
Not a bug in sight
You light up a smoke
and relax for the night

You sign on the forum
An spread all the news
Of disaster and pain
This bug puts us though

You get the replies
They don't seem to end
And you remember why
We here are all friends