I found the murder weapon.

It was hidden in a Gispert Churchill. Crafty.

I clipped the end of said cigar, and I notice this fuzzy thing. I pull it, and pull it, and pull it some more, all the while yanking the cigar's innards towards the cap. Finally I pull it all the way out and I am left with a seven inch length of rope. I reclipped the end of the cigar and it smoked fine. Burn was good but the taste was just a little off. Maybe it's the rope that adds the flavor? I wonder how many bits of twine I've smoked without knowing it. Maybe it's like all those spiders we supposedly swallow in our sleep.

I'm on a big Gispert/La Aroma De Cuba binge lately. I don't think a day has gone by, these past two weeks, where I haven't had a Gispert Churchill and an LADC Church or Pyramid.

buddy of mine found a piece of plastic inside a phillie blunt.
I won't say why he was looking at the guts of a phillie blunt but lets just say it's a good thing nobody smokes those things (except klugs)

maybe it was in there to help keep the ash on it? Strange, have you contacted gispert to let them know?

Originally Posted by Lumpold

have you contacted gispert to let them know?

I wasn't intending to, but now that you mention it, I may just do that. It could mean free stuff! Like that time I found one of these in a can of corn:



I got $25 worth of free coupons from Green Giant.

Just say how this incident has made you wary of their smokes, and you thought they should know what happened Usually works for me!

Originally Posted by RumblePen

I wasn't intending to, but now that you mention it, I may just do that. It could mean free stuff! Like that time I found one of these in a can of corn:



I got $25 worth of free coupons from Green Giant.

How many worms can you get with $25 worth of corn?

When I sold food, I sold to a restaurant that found a rubber in a #10 can of spinach. Don't know if it was used or not, but I would assume that it was. They got the spinach from a competitor, but we probably got our spinach from the same place.

Which of course leads to a joke....


Whats worse than finding a rubber when you open a jar of mayo?






















Finding it in the bottom when you finsh the jar of mayo.

I once found a mouse in a bottle of beer, eh.

Originally Posted by D. Generate

I once found a mouse in a bottle of beer, eh.

No way, eh. Take off hoser.

Originally Posted by cmiller

Which of course leads to a joke....


Whats worse than finding a rubber when you open a jar of mayo?






















Finding it in the bottom when you finsh the jar of mayo.

That's an offshoot of the old "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple."

I found a mouse stuck in a bowl of caramel sauce one time.

Have cracked an egg into a frying pan and found a dead chick instead.

Also found a chickens foot in a KFC

Thanks a lot guys !

So much for putting mayo on my my corn and spinach casserole - you've ruined it for me.

Originally Posted by D. Generate

I once found a mouse in a bottle of beer, eh.

Didja make the mouse spit out the beer?