In Denial or Incognito?

[poker]

I got rid of my wife.

[Major Captain Silly]

Originally Posted by Mullet

is that a quote from a movie or is that the most incredibly genius thing I have ever read IN MY LIFE? WHOA!

It's genuis. But I think you knew that.

MCS

[Major Captain Silly]

Originally Posted by GAW

The master of the perfectly relevant non sequitur - you have ways with words MCS!

Thank you. I invented words.

MCS

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by boonedoggle

Hey Pete...put on the pants!

Actually, why would he want to?
Sounds like he is interested in being able to keep them off on occasion.
Isn't that the ultimate goal of any married man?

[PUFFNMO]

Originally Posted by huero71

Then, let us all know how that works out for you.

How can the wife argue when she knows you have the Bible on your side...

[petewho]

Alright all you Gorillas! Feel the power you have over a lowly FNG like myself! Especially for boonedoggle, butterbeezy, Little General, dantzig, shilala, acruce, beamish, fireman43, groogs, tenbaseg, Mullet, and eriksson20...

I had a talk with the wife last night, everything is out in the open now, but I still have to unstinkify myself a cigar if I expect to be allowed into my bed at night.

No more stealth needed.

-Pete

[ky toker]

Originally Posted by petewho

- Cash cigar purchases only.
Pete

Great!

And you can't expect to pay cash for smokes forever, there's so many deals on the internet it's really hard to pass them up

WTF! This guy is being financially smart and responsible and you're trying to tell him he's wrong. It sounds like this guy will save the money for any purchase he for sees in the future via cash payment which doesn't string along inflated interest rates that build with time.

[lightning9191]

Originally Posted by petewho

I had a talk with the wife last night, everything is out in the open now, but I still have to unstinkify myself a cigar if I expect to be allowed into my bed at night.

No more stealth needed.

Congratulations....that is the first step towards recovery is admitting your problem

[MarbleApe]

Originally Posted by petewho

I had a talk with the wife last night, everything is out in the open now, but I still have to unstinkify myself a cigar if I expect to be allowed into my bed at night.

No more stealth needed.

-Pete

Awsome news Pete. Now you can enjoy your smokes without feeling as if you're cheating on your wife with a cigar. You'll be able to relax and pick out those Madagascar toasted vanilla flavors everyone's been talking about.

[Major Captain Silly]

Originally Posted by petewho

Alright all you Gorillas! Feel the power you have over a lowly FNG like myself! Especially for boonedoggle, butterbeezy, Little General, dantzig, shilala, acruce, beamish, fireman43, groogs, tenbaseg, Mullet, and eriksson20...

I had a talk with the wife last night, everything is out in the open now, but I still have to unstinkify myself a cigar if I expect to be allowed into my bed at night.

No more stealth needed.

-Pete

I hope my little pep talk helped.

MCS

[tfar]

Originally Posted by petewho

Alright all you Gorillas! Feel the power you have over a lowly FNG like myself! Especially for boonedoggle, butterbeezy, Little General, dantzig, shilala, acruce, beamish, fireman43, groogs, tenbaseg, Mullet, and eriksson20...

I had a talk with the wife last night, everything is out in the open now, but I still have to unstinkify myself a cigar if I expect to be allowed into my bed at night.

No more stealth needed.

-Pete

Congrats, Pete. Definitely the right way to do it. You deserve some RG. No more hiding on your side and asking for you not to stink when you lay down next to your wife is a very reasonable thing and can be expected of a man.

Right on, bro!

Till