Bad cigar descriptions (not to be confused with descriptions of bad cigars)

[Gundy]

Originally Posted by andrewsutherland2002

I think everyone here is pretty lightened up. This is more of a humorous thread than to be taken seriously. Although there are serious points made, they are done so both sarcastically and humourously in this thread.
Although I have been known to make mistakes...
From time to time.

+1 I agree.

Being a new smoker to cigars, I can only hope to identify certain flavors when I become more experienced. This thread seems more humorous then serious, atleast in my opinion.

[Tidefan73]

I hate reviews.




J/K...I appreciate when people attempt to describe the smoke through the written word. It might not always make sense, but at least they're trying to help a Gorilla out. I just keep in mind that whatever they say, its all subjective and I should try it anyway to decide if I like it or not.

Just my (doubled for inflation as noted in a previous post!!)

T-

[kgraybill]

To be fair I thought the posts were funny to.

[ambientboy]

I like to write ridiculously wordy reviews. I write what my palate tastes...if that's different than someone else's, so what?

And I don't care if someone doesn't want to read them. Feel free to ignore them for all I care.

[Major Captain Silly]

Originally Posted by kgraybill

You guys got too much hate going on here. "I hate this' "I hate that" Lighten up. Instead of gripping about how people do these things, tell us how you want it done so you will be satisfied with what we have to say.

Just my .

I wouldn't worry about satisfying what anyone wants. We all read into a post or review what we want to see. Post what you want about cigars and I'm sure someone will appreciate your comments.

MCS

[ambientboy]

Originally Posted by Major Captain Silly

I wouldn't worry about satisfying what anyone wants. We all read into a post or review what we want to see. Post what you want about cigars and I'm sure someone will appreciate your comments.

MCS

This guy with the cake has got it goin on.

[poker]

One of the more humorous reviews I have seen here in a long time. I remember vividly all the coffee I had to clean off my monitor and keyboard.


http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthr...swisher+review

[ambientboy]

Originally Posted by poker

One of the more humorous reviews I have seen here in a long time. I remember vividly all the coffee I had to clean off my monitor and keyboard.


http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthr...swisher+review

That was one of the best reviews I'd ever seen...bar none!

[mugen910]

"Towards the end this is not a bad thread."

[dennis569]

I hate it when I'm told not to hate so much.
I hate it when someone says to lighten up.
I hate that damn cat when my Swishers taste like piss.

[andrewsutherland2002]

Originally Posted by dennis569

I hate it when I'm told not to hate so much.
I hate it when someone says to lighten up.
I hate that damn cat when my Swishers taste like piss.

Originally Posted by poker

http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthr...swisher+review

This one is a classic.

[Jay Hemingway]

Originally Posted by SmokinApe

"The first third was a chewy earthy texture with tones of leather, peat moss, and toasted cork. Next the cigar was like a buttered rye with coco sprinkled peanut butter. The cigar finished with strong notes of cedar, much like a cedar plank used to smoke and Alaskan King Salmon that was dressed with a mango chutney. Overall I'd say this cigar was consistient and young, it should age nicely and could possibly, if the conditions are correct, become an instant classic with an old world habanos profile."

that has to be one of the funniest things i have heard in a long time!! LOL

[SmokinApe]

Originally Posted by kgraybill

You guys got too much hate going on here. "I hate this' "I hate that" Lighten up. Instead of gripping about how people do these things, tell us how you want it done so you will be satisfied with what we have to say.

Just my .

I hate to say it but,to me, hating on the haters who weren't really hating is kinda like hating... I think it's OK to hate the legitimate hate that some of the haters talk around here just for the sake of hating. BUT, I would hate to see hating on "alleged" haters who may or may not hate in a manner consistent with true haters...

[Addiction]

Originally Posted by kgraybill

You guys got too much hate going on here. "I hate this' "I hate that" Lighten up. Instead of gripping about how people do these things, tell us how you want it done so you will be satisfied with what we have to say.

Just my .

Ken, it was just a joke man. Then you ruined it by hating on the haters who aren't really hating. Thats some hateration right there.

[SmokinApe]

Stop drinking the