How do you know when you've spent too much time here in one day??

[GhostDawg]

After I check my email, I always check in a CS, so usually 3 or 4 times a day.

[sspolv]

I'm on CS a lot. Almost too much for my own good. At this point, I don't quite know where half my vacation went.

[DownUnder LLG]

Originally Posted by Nely

You don't have to work for a living do you?

Yeah, work just gets in the way of doing other more productive things like.......... being on CS

[SlimDiesel]

Let me see...I used to spend about 6+ hours a day in the chat alone. You know its bad when you start having wet dreams about the bombs. Not that I would know anything about that of course. Why are you looking at me like that???

[God]

Top 10 Signs You Are Spending Too Much Time At Club Stogie

10) The IT department at work calls you and is concerned that your web browser has a problem since it never navigates away from Club Stogie
9) You can remember birthdays for 90% of the members but forgot your wife's last week
You have 3 computers up and running with Club Stogie for "redundancy"
7) You consider Slim Diesel you best friend (and are now suffering in anguish while the Chat Room is down)
6) You have a empty pickle jar beside your computer desk "for emergencies" so you don't have to waste time in the bathroom
5) Daylight? What's that? You haven't been outside for months and your skin has developed an unhealthy pale cast
4) You consider your occupation is "Club Stogie Analyst"
3) Researchers are tracking your progress with a new rare form of occupational disease known as " Myopia Induced Carpel Tunnel"
2) You have given your UPS driver a key to your house so he can let himself in and deliver your packages so that you won't have to leave your computer

and the number sign you are spending too much time at Club Stogie...

1) Since your wife won't let you smoke in the house you haven't had a cigar in months...

[germantown rob]

Originally Posted by God

Top 10 Signs You Are Spending Too Much Time At Club Stogie

10) The IT department at work calls you and is concerned that your web browser has a problem since it never navigates away from Club Stogie
9) You can remember birthdays for 90% of the members but forgot your wife's last week
You have 3 computers up and running with Club Stogie for "redundancy"
7) You consider Slim Diesel you best friend (and are now suffering in anguish while the Chat Room is down)
6) You have a empty pickle jar beside your computer desk "for emergencies" so you don't have to waste time in the bathroom
5) Daylight? What's that? You haven't been outside for months and your skin has developed an unhealthy pale cast
4) You consider your occupation is "Club Stogie Analyst"
3) Researchers are tracking your progress with a new rare form of occupational disease known as " Myopia Induced Carpel Tunnel"
2) You have given your UPS driver a key to your house so he can let himself in and deliver your packages so that you won't have to leave your computer

and the number sign you are spending too much time at Club Stogie...

1) Since your wife won't let you smoke in the house you haven't had a cigar in months...

TO funny

[SlimDiesel]

Originally Posted by God

7) You consider Slim Diesel you best friend (and are now suffering in anguish while the Chat Room is down)

I don't trust that bastard! Wait...

Originally Posted by God

1) Since your wife won't let you smoke in the house you haven't had a cigar in months...

That is why I am currently in production of the SlimDiesel Official Club Stogie Exhaust System. Those 36' industrial fans are mighty expensive though.

[God]

Originally Posted by SlimDiesel

That is why I am currently in production of the SlimDiesel Official Club Stogie Exhaust System. Those 36' industrial fans are mighty expensive though.

Slim... Perhaps you should check out this site... http://www.bigassfans.com/

[tecnorobo]

When you make a cs star trek parody

[drevim]

Well I have to be honest, looking down Gods list, some things hit home. The only reason I have any sticks left is because of #1. If I could smoke while typing in this forum, I would have run out days ago. And, if I had the time back that I spent chatting with a certain late nighter here, I would have slept about an extra 20 hours over the last 12 days (yeah I've only been here 12 days). It's a shame that today is my last day of vacation, going to have some serious withdraws. starting tomorrow.