Typical weekday on the slope . . .

[MrMoJoe]

(I only smoke on weekends)

6:00 AM - Hit snooze.

6:10 - hit snooze.

60 - roll out of bed, stagger to computer, boot up, check for cigar deals (Joe Cigar, Cigar Monster, etc).

6:30 - 8:00 - shower, shave, breakfast, drive to work, think about cigars.

8:00 - Boot up computer, check to be sure boss isn't around, and go straight to Club Stogie. Think about cigars.

8:00 - 12:00 - some work, phone calls, etc., constantly checking Club Stogie and various cigar related sites. Think about cigars.

12:00 - Eat lunch. Think about how good a cigar would be right now.

1:00 - 5:00 - read a good review on a cigar I haven't tried yet. Spend the rest of the afternoon trying to find the best deal in between irritating
work related interruptions.

5:05 - start drive home; try to think of a way to spend yet more money on cigars without wife killing me in my sleep.

50 - decide to stop off @ local B&M, just to have a look. Feel guilty about looking and not buying, spend tomorrow's lunch money on a couple of favorite sticks.

6:30 - 7:00 - dinner, then say something like "I'm tired, think I'll go in here and watch TV".

7:01 - immediately resume cigar "search and purchase" scheming and planning. I can almost taste it by this point.

70 - RED ALERT! Wife walks into room. You immediately click away from the cigar site and to a pre-loaded pron site.

Wife: "Are you buying more cig . . . wait, are you looking at pron!?

Me: Sorry hon, it's just some stupid website a guy at work told me to check out, I didn't know it was pron (feigning guilt/hand in the cookie jar).

Wife storms out in disgust.

WHEW! that was a close one.

72 - back to cigars.

9:00 - still at it - time to stop obsessing.

10:00 - seriously, must stop obsessing; need to get to bed early.

11:30 - go to bed.

3:00 AM - get up to pee. on the way back to bed, open humidor and check hygrometer, admire collection. Back in the sack, dream about cigars.

6:00 - hit snooze . . .

[TOB9595]

Hahahahahahaha


This is priceless.....

So many of us can relate....

Good move on the **** site covering up your tracks....

YOU ARE A MAN!!!!!!!!


Tom

[gary106334]

Originally Posted by MrMoJoe

(I only smoke on weekends)

6:00 AM - Hit snooze.

6:10 - hit snooze.

60 - roll out of bed, stagger to computer, boot up, check for cigar deals (Joe Cigar, Cigar Monster, etc).

6:30 - 8:00 - shower, shave, breakfast, drive to work, think about cigars.

8:00 - Boot up computer, check to be sure boss isn't around, and go straight to Club Stogie. Think about cigars.

8:00 - 12:00 - some work, phone calls, etc., constantly checking Club Stogie and various cigar related sites. Think about cigars.

12:00 - Eat lunch. Think about how good a cigar would be right now.

1:00 - 5:00 - read a good review on a cigar I haven't tried yet. Spend the rest of the afternoon trying to find the best deal in between irritating
work related interruptions.

5:05 - start drive home; try to think of a way to spend yet more money on cigars without wife killing me in my sleep.

50 - decide to stop off @ local B&M, just to have a look. Feel guilty about looking and not buying, spend tomorrow's lunch money on a couple of favorite sticks.

6:30 - 7:00 - dinner, then say something like "I'm tired, think I'll go in here and watch TV".

7:01 - immediately resume cigar "search and purchase" scheming and planning. I can almost taste it by this point.

70 - RED ALERT! Wife walks into room. You immediately click away from the cigar site and to a pre-loaded pron site.

Wife: "Are you buying more cig . . . wait, are you looking at pron!?

Me: Sorry hon, it's just some stupid website a guy at work told me to check out, I didn't know it was pron (feigning guilt/hand in the cookie jar).

Wife storms out in disgust.

WHEW! that was a close one.

72 - back to cigars.

9:00 - still at it - time to stop obsessing.

10:00 - seriously, must stop obsessing; need to get to bed early.

11:30 - go to bed.

3:00 AM - get up to pee. on the way back to bed, open humidor and check hygrometer, admire collection. Back in the sack, dream about cigars.

6:00 - hit snooze . . .

[groogs]

That is great. My day is pretty much the same, only between 7:00 and 9:00pm I am searching for, and smoking cigars.

[tundra06]

We are an obsessive group of people. I totally understand.

[canucks6024]

awesome post

i check my collection a few more times than you though. I don't touch anything, i just open my coolidor and smell the cedar and admire the cigars

[zitro_joe]

Wait...who's day are we talking about here. Your's? Mine? I am so confused.

[md4958]

How did you get my schedule? have you been following me???

[scottw]

All too familiar, but my wife sticks around if I'm watching ****. She's cool like that.

[Mark C]

Good to know I'm not the only one. When's the support group meet?