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Old 01-27-2006, 06:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Friend of mine came over and wanted a stogie. This guy was piss drunk by the time he got to my house. I really did not want to give him one cause it was going to go to waste but me being the good guy that I am I gave him an Indian tabac. Anyway he gets to about the middle and he is just holding it in his mouth. Five minutes later he drops it.......what happens next? Sorry I can't help but to laugh already. He picks it up and dusts it of and sticks the burnt foot in his mouth. Then he lites the other side and starts puffing it. I just could not bring myself to tell him what he was doing.
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Old 01-27-2006, 06:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Friend of mine came over and wanted a stogie. This guy was piss drunk by the time he got to my house. I really did not want to give him one cause it was going to go to waste but me being the good guy that I am I gave him an Indian tabac. Anyway he gets to about the middle and he is just holding it in his mouth. Five minutes later he drops it.......what happens next? Sorry I can't help but to laugh already. He picks it up and dusts it of and sticks the burnt foot in his mouth. Then he lites the other side and starts puffing it. I just could not bring myself to tell him what he was doing.
I think this has been covered before, did you even try using the search function.... Just Kidding, It's Friday and I just got a stash in, smokin' one right now. H. Upmann Connie No.1.
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Old 01-27-2006, 06:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow, thats a pretty good one.. Im glad I don't have any friends that come over drunk, looking for cigars...
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Old 01-27-2006, 06:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Im glad I don't have any friends that come over drunk, looking for cigars...

hey, i wish i got em....i love cheap entertainment.
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Old 01-27-2006, 06:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I put the wrong end in my mouth before but the ash and the heat usually gives it away. I've never seen anybody with two lit ends.
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I put the wrong end in my mouth before but the ash and the heat usually gives it away. I've never seen anybody with two lit ends.
That just sounds dirty...
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People that get that drunk worry the heck out of me

But it sounds damn funny.


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Nice....
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Old 01-27-2006, 10:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I bet he had a really nasty taste in his mouth when he woke up!
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Old 01-28-2006, 08:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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That is truly funny. Hopefully he will felt so bad the day after that he won't bother you for another smoke for a while.
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didnt he burn his tongue? lol what a knob
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What the heck were you thinking?????????????

How could you do something like that?????????????

That is totally irresponsible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



YOU DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES??????????




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Old 01-30-2006, 09:45 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Priceless!
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:22 AM   #14 (permalink)
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didnt he burn his tongue? lol what a knob
He had it in his mouth for about five minutes before he droped it and put it back in his mouth. The stogie was already off.
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This is great.
What do you think his mouth tasted like the next morning?
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