Best (worst) Cigar Experiences

[CrazyFool]

Originally Posted by danisirish

On my high school graduation, shortly after the ceremony had let out I decided to go stand apart from the crowd and light up the cigar my dad had given me. While I might not remember the type of cigar I smoked, I do remember this nasty woman walked over to me (I was about 120ft from the crowd of people) and asked me in a rather unpleasant voice "why am I trying to ruin her day by lighting up that foul cigar?". Normally I'm a pretty calm guy, but i'll attribute my response to my youth. I told her in an equally unpleasant voice that "I'm just trying to enjoy my graduation, I hadn't set out with the intention of ruining your day, but since you came over to visit I'd be happy to try" before taking a puff and exhaling in her direction. I felt somewhat bad afterwards but solaced myself by remembering how unpleasent rude people are.

dont even worry man, you were right. graduation is in a very small list of things that come hand in hand with cigars (some others include)
winning a championship
golfing
playing cards
birth of new child
visits to your half-insane great uncle Boris

She should have a nice tall glass of ____ ___ ____ __ and try not to think soley about her self on someones elses day of celebration

unfortunitly i wouldnt think to say that until about 10 minuetes after it was over