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This is a discussion on Your craziest cigar story? Bill Clinton need not reply!! within the General Cigar Discussion forums, part of the The Cigar Lounges at Puff category; I had a guy I knew in High School, a real crazy bastard. So my Brother-in-law (who graduated with me) ...
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06-27-2007, 11:24 PM
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Your craziest cigar story? Bill Clinton need not reply!!
I had a guy I knew in High School, a real crazy bastard. So my Brother-in-law (who graduated with me) & I decide to look him up last year, which was 10 years later. We go to a local shop to have a smoke & shoot the shit & WOW, this crazy f-er hasn't changed one bit!!
First, he pulls out this little black bag, which I comment looks like his "man purse". He says it is his "Bag-o-Death". He opens this thing up & inside are the following things: A fifth of Glen Levitz (I am sure I spelled that wrong), A can of snuff, two packs of cigarettes, a couple of cans of dip, & some minature cigars. He then (this is no joke) pours a full glass of the Levitz....Straight, does two thumbnails of snuff in each nostril, puts in a huge dip, & then looks at me & asks me to point him to "the strongest cigar they got". So he lights up (I believe a Camacho corojo) & starts to smoke it ....with the dip & everything else. I noticed something weird about the way he was smoking, but couldn't put my fnger on it at first. Then w realize that this crazy SOB was INHALING that damn cigar!!!! I almost got sick just thinking about it!! Then I almost got sick laughing at his dumbass. He never did get sick though, I could not believe it. Incidentally, later that night, we went to White Castle & he ate 17 sliders!! I really don't know how his body didn't just say F--- it & quit on him right then & there.
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06-27-2007, 11:27 PM
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06-27-2007, 11:42 PM
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Once upon a time .... I had a Partagus tubo..... and i was dating this blonde......
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06-28-2007, 09:30 AM
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06-28-2007, 09:53 AM
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Man, I've been married too long..........
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06-28-2007, 09:57 AM
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I'll add to this thread as I think of 'em.......
Bunch of us were sitting around Famous a couple years ago. This guy comes in and tries to join in the conversation. At one point, he looks at my friend Dave, who's smoking an Opus, and asks, "What you got there?" Dave says, "An Opus", while kinda holding it up and out so the guy can get a better look at the band, cigar, whatever. So the guy takes the cigar, looks at it, and PUTS IT IN HIS MOUTH AND TASTES IT! At this point he offers it back to Dave, who says, "No, go ahead. Keep it!" |
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06-28-2007, 10:09 AM
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Wow
 Man what a terrible way to lose an Opus!! It would be a funnier story if those things weren't so darn expensive. Good story though, thanks!
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