I came home to a complete mess!

[Python]

When I got home from work tonight, I was pulling up to my house and I saw a bunch of flashing lights. Police, Fire Trucks, Ambulance, Blacked Out Suburbans, Bomb Squads and Homeland Security. You name it and it was here including a Mail Truck!

Well, what happened was this; sometime this morning after I had left for work the mailman was delivering mail, when he got to my house he was digging around the truck looking for anything that was to get delivered and he came across not one but TWO boxes that were for me. He wasn’t really thinking anything about it until he started walking towards the house and they started ticking. He began sweating and slowly sat down on my walk way and wouldn’t move. My wife noticed him out there some hours later and asked him what he was doing and he responded by telling her to bring him the phone that there was an emergency. Well, she brought him the phone and he called EVERYBODY screaming about some terrorist attack and everybody showed up too!

When I arrived home they were all outside trying to decide what to do and when they saw me they commenced to questioning me. They were asking all kind of questions and I told them I could not answer any of them until I investigated the boxes. So they set up a perimeter of bomb proof walls and told me to “Get to it!”. So I started with box #1, my intel informed me that it was from “The Hat”:


When I was removing the tape I noticed a strange smell that was oddly familiar and I thought, “What is this new weapon?” , then there was a flash and when I woke up I found out what the smell was and what the other contents were.

The smell came from this pipe tobacco:


Among the shrapnel laying around was this:


A close up of the sweet knives:



After a short break where I had to drink some water and catch my breath, the guy in charge asked me if I was sure I wanted to continue. I responded by saying that I didn’t really want to but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, and I proceeded to box #2 which intel says is from “Acesfull”. He even left a calling card :


I successfully opened the box without any problems and saw this:


I was thinking how happy I was that it didn’t detonate and picked up the note and read it:


As soon as I finished reading it, there was another flash and I was once again unconscious. When I awoke, I started to survey the damage once again.

Some type of terrorist writings or calling card:


A very sweet CAO box:


The shrapnel which includes a cool lighter:


Here is a pic of the total damage done by the BBS:



Once the situation was under control, the guy in charge started screaming at me saying, “What in the hell did you do to provoke this type of attack on this town?”
I responded by saying, “They drew first blood, not me!” I also told him that I had proof of the prior unprovoked attack from a member of the BBS and here it is: http://cigar-review.com/index2.php?opti ... pic&t=4698



It is my duty to inform the members of the BBS that they were removed from the target list after the 14th of June in the year of 2008 but they will eventually have to suffer the consequences of their actions today. Due to prior strategies and target list you will not be put on the primary target list. You will instead be considered “Targets of Opportunity” and will be handled with extreme prejudice . You have been warned and you will not know when or where the strike will come from.

Python ~ TOMU (The One Man Unit)



Seriously though, Thanks a lot Jimmy and Nick! Those were some serious bombs and I really appreciate them. You two are some very generous friends (even though you both just did this to me ), Thanks again!

[buzkirk]

Awesome strike on the Python !

[slowburning]

Nice hits.

I am not sure what cigar it is, but I thought the one with a purple band, the one next to Man 'O War, looks gay, though.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[thehat101]

Originally Posted by slowburning

Nice hits.

I am not sure what cigar it is, but I thought the one with a purple band, the one next to Man 'O War, looks gay, though.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

HAHA Its a Greycliff Chatuae gran cru or somthing like that

[Cycleman]

DAMN.........

[Acesfull]

Originally Posted by slowburning

Nice hits.

I am not sure what cigar it is, but I thought the one with a purple band, the one next to Man 'O War, looks gay, though.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

oh my friend if you smoked it youd come to the gay side then

anyways you've very welcome Bob, you deserve it bro

[lazylightningNY-cr]

A coordinated hit from two separate cells! Sweet hit guys. Python, you got yer work cut out for you there, buddy. I see now why everyone's humidors are the size of a regulation foot locker.
Funny story, great pics! I hope there was no damage to the infrastructure of your neighborhood. Your neighbors will be pissed if they have to go without water, cable, electricity, etc.

[JAX]

You got

And don't act like you're a "victim"...you got exactly what you deserved my friend.


Great hit gents!!!!!

[Acesfull]

oh yeah those are stickers i made out of the bands

[jjmolleck]

nice

i would have stayed down after the first hit!

[Python]

Originally Posted by Acesfull

oh yeah those are stickers i made out of the bands

Sweet!



Thanks again guys!

[CRider]

It's getting very dangerous around here....nice hits guys!

[zitotczito]

It is dangerous on these boards. Nice hit!

[stanthetaxman]

Whoa, baby!

[Whitefish]

Nice hits Fellas!!! Bob you deserved this......And you know it!!!