Zito, Papa Herf, is indeed a mad, mad, mad man!!!

[CRider]

Michele & I were just walking out the front door to go up the road and pick up her daughter when this dark grey car streaked in outta nowhere and slid to a stop in a huge cloud of smoke As the smoke was drifting away, the passenger side rolls down, all I could see of the driver were his destruction-filled eyes before he launched a box out the window at me while yelling "postal service delivery!!!". He tore off in another cloud of smoke so thick my fire company was dispatched for a smoke investigation. I managed to snap a picture as he launched the box at me:



I didn't have time to defuse the package and I surely couldn't leave it on my porch while I was gone for chance that some poor kid would see it and get hurt, so we took it along up the road in the car. I tried to tell Michele to put her curiosity away and leave it alone...typical woman though, she just would not listen to me and tried to open it up to see what it was...

[size=7]KABOOM!!![/size]

The crater left in the road contained a few remnants of my car yet



Sigh...here I thought I'd kept him happy all day yesterday, fed him well, showed him a good time...my poor car didn't do nuttin to him as far as I know. You'd think I'd have known something was up when I caught him yesterday surveying my humidors and when asked what he was looking for he replied "oh, just seeing what you don't have." Poor Michele, she's sitting on the couch now completely shellshocked...I'd found her twenty feet up in a tree along the road. Not sure if she's ever going to recover really. Once I got home, I surveyed the contents of the bomb as best as I could make them out:



Perdomo humidor (it looks like a 20 stick, but that mad bomber found a way to fit 23 sticks in it!!!)

In order from left to right:

CAO Odyssey 2000-2001
CAO Sopranos robusto
Gurkha Ancient Warrior
Oliva Master Blend 3
RP Fusion
Carlos Torano box pressed torp
Carlos Torano Reserva Decadencia
Graycliff 1966 churchill
Graycliff Crystal torp
Padilla 1932
Padilla Limitado 2006
Pepin JJ torp
601 Black Label robusto
Frank Vincent robusto
Benchmade (toro?)
Aurora 100 Anos
Pelo de Oro
Bolivar
5 pack of Oliva 100 Angel's


Tim, truly...thank you man, you are an extremely generous BOTL. I've no idea how to pay you back (don't even try to tell me not to ), but we'll come up with something. I love that little humidor and have been considering getting it myself...and the cigar selection you chose is truly out of this word. For those reading this, take heed. This man does his homework and listens to every word you say...his mind is like a little devious notepad! Thank you once again man, it's tough to come up with words to express how grateful I am for your extremely generous gift.

I couldn't resist...I'm sitting out back now enjoying that Graycliff 1966 and it's every bit as good as I've heard.

[Madmike]

devastating hit on a deserving BOTL...always nice to see.

[Python]

Wow!

That was quick .

Great hit Tim!

You are a mad man!

[CRider]

Man, you're not kidding...he didn't waste any time at all! And after all the great smokes he handed out yesterday, this is even more humbling.

[Acesfull]

nice done tim!!! suicide car bombing... BBS is accepting apps if you want in

[zitotczito]

Actually I was trying to send them USPS and click-n-ship would not accept the address, so I decided to save the $9.63 and just delivery the bomb myself. Something about seeing them go up in person, just can't put my finger on it.

Chris, the Torano is the Nicaragua Selection from JR's.

Hope you enjoy the sticks, Thanks again for the wonderful time.

Tim

[Whitefish]

Great hit by a great brother on a great brother!!! Nicely done!!!!

[markk96-cr]

Wow very kewl.

[thehat101]

SWEET HIT !!!!!!!!!

[buzkirk]

Sweet hit Tim !

Great hit on Chris, and the personal touch is the best !

Way to go, papa herf !

[JTokash]

Nice work Tim! I knew this one was coming, but it's about two days sooner than I expected, LMAO!! Tim's drive-by stogie bombing... coming to a neighborhood near you.

Chris, that Benchmade is really yummy. It's an Ashton cigar that's blended by Don Pepin Garcia.

-JT

[JAX]

Nothing worse (for a "victim") then a personally delivered bomb


Well done Tim, excellant hit!!!

[CRider]

Originally Posted by zitotczito

Actually I was trying to send them USPS and click-n-ship would not accept the address, so I decided to save the $9.63 and just delivery the bomb myself. Something about seeing them go up in person, just can't put my finger on it.

Chris, the Torano is the Nicaragua Selection from JR's.

Hope you enjoy the sticks, Thanks again for the wonderful time.

Tim

Hehe...I just figured you were having a boring Sunday afternoon and wanted to generate some excitement by blowin someone up Gotta admit, personally delivered bombs are fun and I wasn't kidding about Michele...curiosity got the better of her and she wouldn't let me wait til we got home to open it I've no doubt I'll enjoy the sticks, you really have my tastes pegged pretty well. That 1966 was very tasty last night!

Originally Posted by JTokash

Nice work Tim! I knew this one was coming, but it's about two days sooner than I expected, LMAO!! Tim's drive-by stogie bombing... coming to a neighborhood near you.

Chris, that Benchmade is really yummy. It's an Ashton cigar that's blended by Don Pepin Garcia.

-JT

Yeah, I was pretty sure he was planning something too...just wasn't expecting it yesterday. Didn't know that about the Benchmade, thanks for the info!

[KevinG]

One of the benefits of living in PA - you get personally delivered bombs that are actually nukes.

Nice hit Tim.

Enjoy them Chris.

[Jkeller]

Nice Hit Tim, Real Nice Hit. Ill tell you what Rider called me as soon as it happened and was as giddy as well Ill leave the bad puns to myself. HA But he was beside himself he was bumbleing and stuttering all I could do was laugh. He was truly amazed by the hit and the way he was nuked. HAHA Way to go again Papa Herf Lol.