The history and destruction of the BBS

[jjmolleck]

Well, i was talking with my uncle ted the other day about my new found hobby of smoking quality cigars. He asked, a few questions about what kind i prefer and other casual questions... one of them were, "where are you learning so much about them?" i replied, i stumbled onto this website cigarreview.com and told him about all the helpful people and topics there are that will answer ANY question for you. I went on to say he should check it out...but i stopped, took a breath and looked him sqaure in the eye. i said, enjoy yourself, but whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR MAILING ADDRESS or you'll be sorry. I went on to describe a ruthless group of individuals known as the BBS, and how they take great joy in punishing the gulible and weary when they are already clearly wounded from the last strike.
That is when my uncle started chuckling, and then eventually turned into an all out laugh. He went on to say that he remembers the BBS from his time in Vietnam, except they were known as some other name. Needless to say i was stunned and intrigued!
I asked "what were they known as?" he replied "Forever Fanatic About Gurkha or FFAG for short. He went on to say that when the Gurkha line of cigars came out, a group of guys started the club. but they quickly changed their name to the BBS because they got tired of people making fun of them. it was always "hey FFAG, polish my boots" or "hey FFAG, make me a sammich!"
He went on to tell me that the every one of these FFAG's are very sensitive about the name, and will easily break when singled out. But i was immediatly cautioned..."Do not let them band together, as they are powerfull in numbers." but he went on to say "But then again, Once a FFAG, always a FFAG."
Uncle Ted said, if you want to do this and do it right, you must take out a prominant figure to set an example. then, hit the embassy. "i said, EMBASSY!!"

he said yup...Neverland ranch



I was stunned. I said thats it... i do that and i defeat the BBS and the internets are safe again. He said yes, and left.

My eyes grew wide, because i know now what must be done. and at the typing of this, i have selected my targets. You know who you are, and your days of terror are numbered. Enjoy the holiday weekend ****ers!, because next week, you will be alone and homeless as so many of your victims have been found.

If you are a member of the BBS you are a FFAG, if you support the BBS, you are a FFAG

and several FFAGs are going down in a big way EARLY NEXT WEEK










By the way, here is a pic of uncle ted

[Whitefish]

Now that was some funny ass shit!!!!!

[Acesfull]

lol nicely done JJ

[thehat101]

Yes I will laugh too.... at how naive the rookie is.... Good luck my friend O and by the by infused cigars cannot pennatrate (or however you spell it) our fort

[jjmolleck]

Originally Posted by Acesfull

lol nicely done JJ

yeah, you totally stole my thunder when you changed your avatar.... i was on my route today giggling, and then saw one of your posts, and was like SON OF A BITCH!

[Acesfull]

the BBS has survived many attacks from the most powerful of BOTL on the site... even attacked by powerful cuban munitions as well.. the BBS is always vigilant and aware of threats against them due to their ruthless nature of bombing...

Originally Posted by jjmolleck

yeah, you totally stole my thunder when you changed your avatar.... i was on my route today giggling, and then saw one of your posts, and was like SON OF A BITCH!

yeah im that good

[olsaltybastard]

High Command has authenticated that the picture above is indeed one of the many hideouts of the BBS. The mug shot has not been confirmed to be an actual member of the BBS; it's probably a "hang around"; one who hangs around them, but not actually a member.

The BBS is a slippery group and can smell a bomb from a mile away. Their ability to regenerate new appendages is due to them having 10% worm DNA. This is why when you blow their head off, they grow a new one. Notice on some of the pictures, the sunglasses are still very 1970's; I believe it is because of a fascination with the TV series, "CHiPs. Everyone wanted to be Ponch.

[Madmike]

although I have not been hit by the BBS, I can state that you my friend, are bashing a brick wall...try as you might...you do not have the wherewithall to overcome the supreme dominance of the BBS...surrender now..with pride in tact...or go down in flames...

I would add...there is a consoderable amoutn of Jim Beam in me whislt typing this..

[jjmolleck]

Originally Posted by Madmike

although I have not been hit by the BBS, I can state that you my friend, are bashing a brick wall...try as you might...you do not have the wherewithall to overcome the supreme dominance of the BBS...surrender now..with pride in tact...or go down in flames...

I would add...there is a consoderable amoutn of Jim Beam in me whislt typing this..

I will not be discouraged by the FFAGs allies, as you seem like a FFAG too. Stand up, be an individual... and help me fight back!

[Madmike]

Originally Posted by jjmolleck

I will not be discouraged by the FFAGs allies, as you seem like a FFAG too. Stand up, be an individual... and help me fight back!

Well, I ain't all that into Gurkhas...they are ok.

[CRider]

LMAO Great, now you got people wondering what I'm giggling about at my desk at work Very well done man!

[Acesfull]

I'm not a huge Gurkha guy either.. except for the Beast, but I'll play along just to be a FFAG

[CRider]

Oh yeah, forgot to add..."Someone say Gurkha??? "

[JAX]

Originally Posted by Acesfull

...but I'll play along just to be a FFAG

Ummmm.....ok.



Very well done....and heads up...probably not a good idea to provoke the FFAG's.....errr I mean BBS.

[Whitefish]

I have been hanging out with FFAGS!!!!! [size=7]but they are the coolest ffags I have ever met[/size]