Funny Cigar Names

[BadMormon]

Flor de Baloney:
'Nuff said.

El Rey Del Todo:
Translation: "King of Everything." I guess El Rey Del Mundo = "King of the World" just wasn't enough for some people.

Industrial Press by Drew Estate:
Stamped at 2400 degrees Fahrenheit, at a steel works?

Biker Butt:
The last thing I would want in my mouth, would be something called Biker Butt.

RamRod:
See Biker Butt.

Acid Nasty:
I'm beginning to see a pattern.

I never actually smoked any of these. There might be some good smokes amongst them. I do like the creativity of the names.

[bigpoppapuff-cl]

worst name,imho....and the cigar is awful.....(made by victor sinclair)....

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[ReV]

oh god, the ramrods look like jerky...

[earnold25-cl]

how about "Fighting Cock"

[BadMormon]

Originally Posted by earnold25

how about "Fighting Cock"

Good one!

[thisone326]

the acid nasty lived up to the name...i;ve had all the acids, and it was the worst of them all. They also have the Nosferatu... which was almost as bad.

[JohnRider]

Carlos Torano makes a bundled cigar called "The Brick" which I thought was a horrible name for a cigar. The cigar itself is pretty good.

Drew Estate Natural Dirt. "You want worms with that?" Can't stand this cigar.

[Labman-cl]

AF Curly Head is a goofy name. I know it relates to the old fashioned twisted cap...but it's still comical sounding!

[sonick-cl]

The guy on the ramrod box with the 70's electro-boogie font spelling out "RamRod" is even funnier.......

[Maduro PiPs]

Drew Estate's ROOT....makes no sense to me..lol

[GoinFerSmoke]

Herfdog... should have been named dog rockets....


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[BadMormon]

Originally Posted by BadMormon

Flor de Baloney:
'Nuff said.

El Rey Del Todo:
Translation: "King of Everything." I guess El Rey Del Mundo = "King of the World" just wasn't enough for some people.

Industrial Press by Drew Estate:
Stamped at 2400 degrees Fahrenheit, at a steel works?

Biker Butt:
The last thing I would want in my mouth, would be something called Biker Butt.

RamRod:
See Biker Butt.

Acid Nasty:
I'm beginning to see a pattern.

I never actually smoked any of these. There might be some good smokes amongst them. I do like the creativity of the names.

I guess it's "Flor del Todo" instead of "Rey del Todo." But still, Flower of Everything?

[LouZava]

Originally Posted by earnold25

how about "Fighting Cock"

Ive smoked a couple of these. They are not that good. It reminded me of the Pirates gold or whatever its called.

[AragornElessar86-cl]

The RamRod (yes, sad to say I've tasted - not smoked - one) tastes like bubble gum, no joke. My personal favorite and it's quite a tasty cigar, is the Cheap Bastard.

[xxwaldoxx-cl]

Drew Estates "Pimp Stick" made me laugh when I first saw the ad in CI