Funniest moments in smoking history!

[hayward_tenney]

Originally Posted by chinomalo

I dropped my towel on the floor while drying my hands.. Bent over to pick it up and........

Sh$t, guess what fell in the toilet..

No, the bowl wasn't loaded either.. LOL!!

That happened to me last year. Plopped a Razr phone I had unlocked and modded right into a thankfully unloaded toilet.

I wear a tweed sportcoat to work to keep the smoke off my shirt, and the wife off my back when I get home. Well last Friday I'm enjoying a Padron 2000, admiring how well it held the ash. My left elbow was on my desk, with the cigar nearly vertically aligned in my fingers.

I'll be damned if the ash didn't fall right down my jacket sleeve. Thank God it was only warm, not hot! Nonetheless I freaked out and shook my arm wildly, and the Padron flapped against the wall and plunked right into my water

[karmaz00]

good stories guys

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by hayward_tenney

That happened to me last year. Plopped a Razr phone I had unlocked and modded right into a thankfully unloaded toilet.

I wear a tweed sportcoat to work to keep the smoke off my shirt, and the wife off my back when I get home. Well last Friday I'm enjoying a Padron 2000, admiring how well it held the ash. My left elbow was on my desk, with the cigar nearly vertically aligned in my fingers.

I'll be damned if the ash didn't fall right down my jacket sleeve. Thank God it was only warm, not hot! Nonetheless I freaked out and shook my arm wildly, and the Padron flapped against the wall and plunked right into my water

I usually wear a flannel and the damn thing unloaded it into the 'unloaded' (Thank God!!) toilet..

I had a frikin razor, too.. I think it was God telling me to get something with internet access so I can post anywhere! The next one is going on a holster!!

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by karmaz00

good stories guys

Come on Karma, you don't post and leave.. Give up a story.. I still need to laugh!

[nootje]

If anyones wondering why I miss a letter now and then, its because of the ash buildup underneath the keys... Really, can't count how many times this has happened to me..

Or, something that happened yesterday.... Preparing a good bath, so some oils, a good rum, a good book and a oliva v figurado..Now I REALLY tip the cigar so that I dont get any ashes in the tub...Got a phone call, tried to pick it up and tipped the whole ashtray into the tub....end of bath....:angry:

[texasmatt]

Originally Posted by Rocky Rulz

I had a buddy that took a draw off the lit end of the cigar!

I've done that before. We were late-nighting at a friends place after the bars had closed, I accidentally dropped my stogie and wasn't watching which end i picked up. Needless to say, there was just a big circle of no taste on my tongue for about a week.

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by nootje

If anyones wondering why I miss a letter now and then, its because of the ash buildup underneath the keys... Really, can't count how many times this has happened to me..

Or, something that happened yesterday.... Preparing a good bath, so some oils, a good rum, a good book and a oliva v figurado..Now I REALLY tip the cigar so that I dont get any ashes in the tub...Got a phone call, tried to pick it up and tipped the whole ashtray into the tub....end of bath....:angry:

Come on.. You didn't get out for that, did ya?hoohoo:

I almost burned a hole through my pant leg today while I was basking in the sun.. Didn't see the ash drop..

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by texasmatt

I've done that before. We were latenighting at a friends place after the bars had closed, I accidently dropped my stogie and wasnt watching which end i picked up. Needless to say, there was just a big circle of no taste on my tongue for about a week.

When I was younger (a longtime ago) I put out a stogie on the back of my hand (drunk and stupid).. You shoulda seen the mark that it left..

Your tongue.. Dude, you are one tough son of a gun..

[texasmatt]

Originally Posted by chinomalo

When I was younger (a longtime ago) I put out a stogie on the back of my hand (drunk and stupid).. You shoulda seen the mark that it left..

Your tongue.. Dude, you are one tough son of a gun..

Haha thanks, but if you do enough stupid things over time you just kinda build up a tolerance.

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by texasmatt

Haha thanks, but if you do enough stupid things over time you just kinda build up a tolerance.

No tolerance here. I know pain.. Stupid pain, too..:baffled:

[chinomalo]

I'm talking to a co-worker of mine who 'knows everything about everything'..

I set him up with a choice of smokes.. He picks the best one outta the bunch (punk! Oh well..)

Anyways, we start talking about the job, etc.. Of course, he has gotta top everything from the job, to vacations, to ISOM's, everything!

During the time, I start asking questions (alot of them).. He begins to answer and drool comes dripping down his chin like a waterfall..

I fell on the floor laughing and began to choke on my stogie..