Funniest moments in smoking history!

[chinomalo]

I haven't started a thread in awhile, so here it goes..

What is the funniest moment you had while smoking a stick.. At a herf, at your buddy's house, by yourself, etc..

Give some up, I need to laugh!

[Rocky Rulz]

I had a buddy that took a draw off the lit end of the cigar!

[thisone326]

last night at the pittsburgh nub even a guy picked up a nub and lit the wrong end. cut it in the v style, and while he was busy talking with people, he blindly lit the cut end.

it was hilarious because he realized it and immediately people were pulling jokes...it was quite funny

[The EVP]

I actualy forgot to take the celo off a cigar before lighting it. Funny thing is my cutter sliced right through it....

[karmaz00]

i had this happen today at work, me and a buddie when out for a cigar, and he forgot to take the cedar wrapper off, wow what a flame. lol

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by Rocky Rulz

I had a buddy that took a draw off the lit end of the cigar!

Now that is funny.. I hope he didn't try and play it off..

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by thisone326

last night at the pittsburgh nub even a guy picked up a nub and lit the wrong end. cut it in the v style, and while he was busy talking with people, he blindly lit the cut end.

it was hilarious because he realized it and immediately people were pulling jokes...it was quite funny

Tell me one of the jokes.. I gotta use it on a friend cause he did the same thing.. Thats partly why I started this one..

Too funny..

[iloveclmore]

I once had a pretty good ash going while having a drink. Unfortunately it decided to hop off into my drink. Lame, but funny later on.

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by The EVP

I actualy forgot to take the celo off a cigar before lighting it. Funny thing is my cutter sliced right through it....

You had to be drinking, right? Or medication.. Tell me its true..

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by karmaz00

i had this happen today at work, me and a buddie when out for a cigar, and he forgot to take the cedar wrapper off, wow what a flame. lol

Fire extinguisher time.. Did he have eyebrows/eyelashes left.. Haha!!

[chinomalo]

Originally Posted by triplezero24

I once had a pretty good ash going while having a drink. Unfortunately it decided to hop off into my drink. Lame, but funny later on.

That sucks! I had part of an ash blow into my drink.. I had to fish it out.. The whiskey was way too pricey to dump.. Cheap bastard I am..

[chinomalo]

Keep them coming.. I'll post one..

Yesterday (all day was scary).. Anyways, I am getting ready to smoke my CAO America and thought I would wash my hands prior to getting my smoke on (was working outside prior)..

Anyways, my shirt has two chest pockets. My cellphone in one and the lighter in the other..

I dropped my towel on the floor while drying my hands.. Bent over to pick it up and........

Sh$t, guess what fell in the toilet..

No, the bowl wasn't loaded either.. LOL!!

[iloveclmore]

Ohhh.. damn. What a shame.

[foolwithnohair]

I'm driving down to the US-Canada border ... at the border:

US Customs officer: What is the purpose of your visit?

Me: I'm going over to pick up cigars and bring some of them back.

US Customs officer (puzzled): So you're not bringing all of them back?

Me: No, I'm going to send some out as bombs.

US Customs officer (suddenly alert): What?

Me: Um, um ...

... followed by 10 minutes of explanations, etc., followed by a trunk inspection.

US Customs officer (after inspecting my car's trunk for Cuban cigars): Why do you have those ziplock bags in the trunk?

Me: Um, those are to package the bombs ...

US Customs officer (smiling and shaking head): On your way ...

[thisone326]

Originally Posted by baldheadracing

I'm driving down to the US-Canada border ... at the border:

US Customs officer: What is the purpose of your visit?

Me: I'm going over to pick up cigars and bring some of them back.

US Customs officer (puzzled): So you're not bringing all of them back?

Me: No, I'm going to send some out as bombs.

US Customs officer (suddenly alert): What?

Me: Um, um ...

... followed by 10 minutes of explanations, etc., followed by a trunk inspection.

US Customs officer (after inspecting my car's trunk for Cuban cigars): Why do you have those ziplock bags in the trunk?

Me: Um, those are to package the bombs ...

US Customs officer (smiling and shaking head): On your way ...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! thats great. i've caught myself many times at the post office about to say bomb...it'll be fun the day that i finally say it. ah hell