Have to share true funny story.

[mike32312]

Ok so yesterday after work I'm on the way home, T-Tops off enjoying a Hemingway Sig. Series and I have to stop by Walmart. I take one last pull on my AF before going into the store and put it in my ash tray. I come back from shopping get in the car and pull my cigar to relight it. Has I'm putting it in my mouth my very hot sexy neighbor comes over to my car and starts chatting with me about this and that. I'm nodding my head uh uh, yea, small 1 word answers. She talks on for about 2 minutes than says bye. After I see she's clearly gone I spit the cigar out of my mouth. I had a mouthful of ash from putting the butt in down into the ash tray. Talk about trying to stay cool under pressure. I was all the way home.

[carbonbased_al]

Originally Posted by mike32312

Ok so yesterday after work I'm on the way home, T-Tops off enjoying a Hemingway Sig. Series and I have to stop by Walmart. I take one last pull on my AF before going into the store and put it in my ash tray. I come back from shopping get in the car and pull my cigar to relight it. Has I'm putting it in my mouth my very hot sexy neighbor comes over to my car and starts chatting with me about this and that. I'm nodding my head uh uh, yea, small 1 word answers. She talks on for about 2 minutes than says bye. After I see she's clearly gone I spit the cigar out of my mouth. I had a mouthful of ash from putting the butt in down into the ash tray. Talk about trying to stay cool under pressure. I was all the way home.

You are one quick thinking stud Mike

[steve471]

That's a good one!

[stogie_kanobie_one]

You have some of the craziest chit happen to you bud. All these hot chicks I'm hearing about, plus your smoking shack? Hell I'm ready to pack up and head west (edit) okay South LOL.

[RPB67]

Thats being real cool !

OMG !!! She musta been a hottie !

[PUFFNMO]

Clearly, men with a mouthfull of cigar ash are irresistable to hot chicks. Thank you for discovering and sharing this info. It might be worth a trip to Vegas, so as to sit at a sidewalk table at the Forum and really see where this could lead.
Please report back on the results... Larry.

[mike32312]

Originally Posted by RPB67

Thats being real cool !

OMG !!! She musta been a hottie !

You have no idea. I'm just glad I was sitting down.

[RPB67]

Originally Posted by mike32312

You have no idea. I'm just glad I was sitting down.

Maybe ya shoulda stood up !

[cigar_040]

"Is that an ash in your mouth...or are you happy to see me...?" LOL !!!!

[PuroBrat]

Seriously, I thought you were telling MY story for a minute, but with mine, it was the Foot of the cigar, and the thing was still LIT.

Needless to say, you were Much Cooler than I was.

Good story, AshMouth

[vtdragon]

Thanks for sharing the story Mike. I had a good laugh.

[Franksmith]

Calm & cool....


Nice control Mikey!

[Sir Tony]

Doesn't ash taste wonderful. Yesterday I was having a 03 SLR Regio and I decided to roach it with a toothpick. Well I was not paying attention to it and was talking to King James, go in for another draw and the cigar spun on the toothpick without me knowing, I put the lit end into my mouth, and well it brought a whole new meaning to spiciness(sp).

[mike32312]

Originally Posted by Sir Tony

Doesn't ash taste wonderful. Yesterday I was having a 03 SLR Regio and I decided to roach it with a toothpick. Well I was not paying attention to it and was talking to King James, go in for another draw and the cigar spun on the toothpick without me knowing, I put the lit end into my mouth, and well it brought a whole new meaning to spiciness(sp).

[olotti]

Originally Posted by mike32312

Ok so yesterday after work I'm on the way home, T-Tops off enjoying a Hemingway Sig. Series and I have to stop by Walmart. I take one last pull on my AF before going into the store and put it in my ash tray. I come back from shopping get in the car and pull my cigar to relight it. Has I'm putting it in my mouth my very hot sexy neighbor comes over to my car and starts chatting with me about this and that. I'm nodding my head uh uh, yea, small 1 word answers. She talks on for about 2 minutes than says bye. After I see she's clearly gone I spit the cigar out of my mouth. I had a mouthful of ash from putting the butt in down into the ash tray. Talk about trying to stay cool under pressure. I was all the way home.

Now that's being cool under pressure.