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[Firerat]

read and post.....

I usually will only post if I have something constructive to add. Be it on this forum or the many other I frequent.

[The Postman]

I am with the majority on this one, I will read far more than I post simply because most of the time what I would say has already been said. Except this time.

[David M]

Originally Posted by runningonmt64

I find my ability to articulate humerous but intelligent thought comes with the help of adult beverages. Other then that there are times I have to laugh at myself for coming up with senseless rhetoric and making a fool of myself Geees haven't had a drink yet today.

Kinda gives the mental image of a Computer connected to a speech / type input recognizer (just go with it) and it reads and rates what you are saying and writing. If what you are saying or writing is lacking wit and or intelligence [ZooP!] it releases a shot from the connected to Computer alcohol beverage straw type dispenser into your open gullet! It asks you to wait 5 seconds for the effect to manifest itself and then allows you to continue. If it notices a clear decline in wit and or intelligence, the quantity of liquor is increased 100%. An increase in wit and or intelligence, quantity is reduced...and so on.

[ZooP! 0.5 shot just dispensed]

To Drivel or Not To Drivel.
Driveling is not a question.
The ability to create something out of mere Drivel is!

[ZooP! 1 shot dispensed]

I vote that we take Drivel and raise it up to Heights that we have not experienced Drivel at. King Drivel. Drivel Crown. Drivel Gawd...

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Maybe we can institute a Drivel Meter Rating System?

Perhaps a Puff Word 'O' The Day?

psssttt...by the way...I am just trying to get my Post Count up in this 30 day thing.....