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Old 04-12-2009, 09:27 PM   #1
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Ok so I'm sitting at work, in my car, and I decide to smoke this new(to me) cigar(Helix Torpedo)..I'm having trouble with my Colibri light and I was getting frustrated....I finally got her lit and reach down to put my lighter away..When I went to have my first post light draw I prompty put the, now, fully lit foot dead on the tip of my tongue....Damn that craps hurts....Guess when I'm done with it I'll mash it out on my balz for good measure....Ok you can stop laughing at me now.....
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:30 PM   #2
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That's awesome! Not really but it is funny.
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:37 PM   #3
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OUCH!

I am sure you are not alone....

I've done it once (Too much to drink) in the 16+ years I've been smoking cigars. Luckily, I had a good ash going and did not get burned. I do remember the taste being terrible though!
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Was it spicy or mellow?

I once witnessed a barkeep fire a Lotus into her hand by accident. I felt so sorry for her.
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:39 PM   #5
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This will certainly be one of my most memorable smokes...
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:40 PM   #6
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Was it spicy or mellow?

I once witnessed a barkeep fire a Lotus into her hand by accident. I felt so sorry for her.

I'm gonna say a tad on the spicy side...lol
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:42 PM   #7
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I'm sure most of us have done that at least once in our time spent smoking cigars,,,but only a few will admit it. I did it two weeks ago while washing my car and put it down for one second and then reached for it not realizing that I just put my cigar assssh first into my mouth,,,and it had a big ole ash on it. I was not only spitting mad,,I was spitting period. I quickly looked around to see if anyone had seen this,,thankfully, I didn't see anyone or hear any laughing. Consider this a confessional booth and my confession.
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Was it spicy or mellow?

I once witnessed a barkeep fire a Lotus into her hand by accident. I felt so sorry for her.

Feels like a damn laser! I've done this (ONCE), too. At a party and borrowed this damn Colibri bullet-shaped lighter. Pretty much looked the same on both ends. ZAP!
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Feels like a damn laser! I've done this (ONCE), too. At a party and borrowed this damn Colibri bullet-shaped lighter. Pretty much looked the same on both ends. ZAP!
yup exact same thing that happened to her, looked the same both ends. Burnt a small hole into her skin.
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:54 PM   #10
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ouch...need sme ice cream or something....
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:59 PM   #11
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This will certainly be one of my most memorable smokes...


Back when I smoked cigarettes, I definitely lit 2 or 3 backwards - ie, lit the filter and took a drag or two before realizing. Now that can't be good for you!
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:04 PM   #12
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My wife says it hurts like a bitch when I put them out on her forearms! so i can imagine how it feels on a tongue. Damn people im joking....dont call the po po!
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Re: You ain't gonna believe this crap

Oh dang, that sucks! I've started to do that going towards my mouth and at the last second I felt the heat on my lips. It was a close call. As far as I understand the tongue is the fastest healing part of the body, not that it helps much!
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Oh dang, that sucks! I've started to do that going towards my mouth and at the last second I felt the heat on my lips. It was a close call. As far as I understand the tongue is the fastest healing part of the body, not that it helps much!
It's actually feeling better...I'll definately pay better attention to which end I smoke from now on.....
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Re: You ain't gonna believe this crap

I have not yet done that...(knock on wood) but I have seen it happen. I was in mid puff when I saw it and I about died from laughing.
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