So tonight was a beautiful 66 degrees outside - just perfect for a cigar in my opinion.
I cleaned off the ashtray, grabbed my favorite cutter and lighter, poured myself a tall glass of sweet tea, and picked up the Security+ book for studying on this perfect night.
I went browsing through my humidor. Took about 10 full minutes just to decide which one I wanted, but ultimately settled on a 4x60 Nub Connecticut. Whipped out the Xikar single flame torch and went to work on it. Had the whole foot glowing a bright orange, and was anticipating the first puff like it was gonna fulfill all my dreams or something.
So I went to take that first puff... and realized that I hadn't even cut the damn thing. :P Just thought you'd all enjoy a laugh at my expense tonight.