Young punk spits on cigar, almost gets disfiguring beating

[PoorSmokerBoy]

When I smoke my cigars I like to take a nice walk. It's just the way I enjoy them most. I stroll on down to the local 7-11 and maybe buy a little something, just for the hell of it. It's just an excuse to smoke and stroll.

Anyway, I had a nice Don Juan on the menu today. I picked it up at the local B&M and had it all ready to roll. I light it up. It's nice. There was a strange soapy after taste at first, but that vanished quickly. By the I arrived at the 7-11 it had burned down a good 3/4 of an inch, and the flovors were just kicking in. I really liked what I was tasting, but I had to go inside. So I carefully balanced it on the edge of the ashtray out front of the store, just like always. I pick up a Good Humour ice cream thingy to eat when I get back. While I'm paying I glance out the window and there's a buzz-cutted, teenage retard leaning on the ashtray with some kind of .25 cent tipperillo clentched in his teeth. He leans over and spits right on my cigar! I mean the damn thing is a good foot around with plenty of open, cigarless space to spit, but he has to sip on my carefull placed cigar.

Needless to say, I fly out of the store and confront this jackass. Life's just too short to waste my time beating the hell some a-hole, but for a split second while a stood yelling at him, whipping my spit defiled cigar across the parking lot, the disire to kill this guy for wasting my perfectly good cigar was overwhelming. This literally just happened and there's steam still coming out of my ears. I don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep now! Grrrrrr!

[LSU_Stogie]

Wait Wait wait, this has to be a new one for the history books...ahahahaha...

I need to know more...give us a step by step including synopsis of what was said and the responses...while it's still in your mind!

[Tmtmtl666]

I hate F-N teenagers..............................

John

[Warhorse545]

Well the way I see it. Cigar was unattended and in an ash tray. Kudos to the the other guy for spitting in the ash try and not the sidewalk.


And you pull that move on me and get in my face, ya best be ready for a reaction you might not like.


Stacey

[LSU_Stogie]

Originally Posted by Warhorse545

Well the way I see it. Cigar was unattended and in an ash tray. Kudos to the the other guy for spitting in the ash try and not the sidewalk.


And you pull that move on me and get in my face, ya best be ready for a reaction you might not like.


Stacey

I think the point he is trying to make is that he spit on the cigar, not the ash tray...and if it was balanced on the side and not smudged into the tray, I'd call it fault for the teenager.

[cigar_040]

Originally Posted by PoorSmokerBoy

There was a strange soapy after taste at first, but that vanished quickly.

[PaulMac]

Originally Posted by Warhorse545

And you pull that move on me and get in my face, ya best be ready for a reaction you might not like.

Is that one of those "You'd look funny breathing through the new hole in your forehead" kinda moments?

[King James]

well in my opinion he did you a favor because the experience I have with Don Juans...they get real terrible real fast.... jokes aside, was a prick move to spit on it, but Stacey is right, shouldn't of left it unattended.

[TechMetalMan]

Originally Posted by Tmtmtl666

I hate F-N teenagers..............................

John

Hey bro, easy there. There are a few of us who visit here man. 18 here!

[carbonbased_al]

The title of this one leaves much to desire. It's just a cigar man

[LSU_Stogie]

Originally Posted by TechMetalMan

Hey bro, easy there. There are a few of us who visit here man. 18 here!

shhh...don't expose our weakness...

What TechMM meant to say is...We're manly men...yes *sticks out chest* Just like the rest of you.

[LSU_Stogie]

Originally Posted by King James

well in my opinion he did you a favor because the experience I have with Don Juans...they get real terrible real fast.... jokes aside, was a prick move to spit on it, but Stacey is right, shouldn't of left it unattended.

But he should bring it inside the gas station? They would have told him to leave it outside, IMHO he did the right thing.

[TechMetalMan]

Originally Posted by LSU_Stogie

shhh...don't expose our weakness...

What TechMM meant to say is...We're manly men...yes *sticks out chest* Just like the rest of you.

Oh yes, yes!

See these whiskers here comin in? Yes manly men!

[Tmtmtl666]

Any teenager that is a member of this forum is cool with me. It is the other 99% that irritate the hell out of me. Sorry, I should have been more specific.

John

[TechMetalMan]

Originally Posted by Tmtmtl666

Any teenager that is a member of this forum is cool with me. It is the other 99% that irritate the hell out of me. Sorry, I should have been more specific.

John

Haha, just ribbin' ya man! I knew what ya meant!