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Old 09-08-2006, 12:38 PM   #16
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Re: My name is Patrick C. and I have a problem...

For me the shopping, storing and gloating are a good part of the fun.
Watching them age - YES!
Taking them out and droolong over them YES!
Plotting the next buy and the next smoke YES!
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:40 PM   #17
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Re: My name is Patrick C. and I have a problem...

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Oh good, Marianne! How much do you charge for counseling? My cigars have the worst attitudes. They keep blaming me for their dark childhood and they say that I'm abusive. They wrongly accuse me of purposely cutting and burning them. Can you help?
Maybe if you would have hugged them more when they were little you wouldn't be having this problem right now.
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:47 PM   #18
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You are right to come here and share your problem. PM me and I will give you my addy and help you out

I am not a therapist, but I do specialize in excess cigar storage

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P.S. I am still in denial about buying more than I smoke but my wife keeps wondering why I am cleaning out all of our old coolers.
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:50 PM   #19
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Re: My name is Patrick C. and I have a problem...

I'm with Sturat...you can pass some my way too if it will make you feel better.
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:51 PM   #20
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Re: My name is Patrick C. and I have a problem...

Doesn't sound like a problem to me. Sounds like you have a plan to age your sticks properly.
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:52 PM   #21
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Re: My name is Patrick C. and I have a problem...

Unless your entire place of residence is covered in a foot deep pile of stogies, there really is no problem.
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Maybe if you would have hugged them more when they were little you wouldn't be having this problem right now.
I give them a nice place to live, isn't that enough?
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Not a problem, a passion.
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:25 PM   #24
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Re: My name is Patrick C. and I have a problem...

So how does that make you different than the rest of us sick bastages who post here? J/K! HeHe Ummm not really!
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Re: My name is Patrick C. and I have a problem...

I feel your pain and I can show you the way to better living. All you have to do is put out a hit (sanction) on all the sticks that are causing the trouble, make an example out of a few and the rest will straighten up and not cause you any more grief. It just so happen as a hobby job I'm a contract killer for the Padron Family
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:45 PM   #26
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Smoke more.... problem solved.

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Isn't that how it's suppose to be? If I didn't I'd run out of smokes.
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Not a problem, a passion.

Remember its only a problem if it has negative effects!
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Re: My name is Patrick C. and I have a problem...

I am a certified herfatologist, and I can help you.

We need to start by conducting a cleansing ceremony... we need to slowly burn these offending objects one at a time. But since you are currently in a weakened state, I'll need to oversee the process for you. This may take several weeks... months... or even years to complete, depending on how badly you've been afflicted with this condition.

I don't really know what happens after the ceremony... no human has ever successfully completed the process.

But hell... we can try!
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Old 09-08-2006, 02:28 PM   #30
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No, really. I am a licensed cigar therapist
Lucy..errr, Marianne is "in".
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